In which she discusses porches and poop pipes with the Universe

It went something like this…

** ring ring **

Hello?

Hey Universe, it’s DaniGirl calling!

DaniGirl! Always a pleasure to hear from you, friend. What’s new?

Ha, as if you don’t know. Universe, you are a mischevious scamp!

Well, that’s true enough, but what in particular insipres you to say so?

You’re making me a little crazy with the good-news bad-news game you play. Couldn’t we just skip the stress of things falling apart and then things falling in to place to make them okay again and just stay on an even keel for a while? Do we have to do this every time?

Oh, I get it. You’re ticked off about the porch!

Damn right I’m ticked off about the porch. More like devestated – I moped for days when I found out that we’d have to tear up the porch and the garden in front of the house to replace the seeping sewage pipe that runs from the house to the septic tank.

Well, you could look on the bright side. A seeping sewage pipe is a lot easier to deal with than, say, a burst sewage pipe spewing unpleasantness all over your basement.

I know, I know! I am supremely grateful for that. And I’ve found what I hope is a decent contractor who will not only carefully disassemble the porch and dig up the pipe so the plumbers can come and replace it, but he’ll then reassemble the porch and give it the paint job that I’m now really glad we didn’t end up giving it in April like we’d planned.

See, that’s all good news!

But Universe — it’s the porch! When we first fell in love with the house, it was because there was an amazing treehouse in the back and this spectacular porch in the front, and hey lookit that, a really nice house sandwiched in between them. And now the treehouse floor is rotting and the porch — the porch! — needs to be torn up. And as if all that weren’t enough, you know I use the porch as my photo studio. I’m pretty sure nobody ever had to tear up Karsh’s photo studio to replace a damn poop pipe!

Now now, DaniGirl, don’t get yourself into a froth. You seem quite confident that your new contractor friend will put the porch right back together again, and with a fresh coat of paint to boot! The garden will grow back – it’s all good! And speaking of photos, didn’t you like that little gift I sent you under the guise of your monthly sales statement from Getty Images?

Erm, ya, I did kind of cry when I opened my sales statement this month and saw that it was four figures. I can’t believe some ad agency in the UK paid more than $4500 to use this photo of Beloved and Lucas in their advertising campaign. The part about potential use on a billboard has us all snickering. So that does help cover more than half the cost of the poop pipe repair and unexpected porch renovation. Um, thanks for that!

43:365 Beloved and Lucas playing Angry Birds

Watching your reaction was more than worth it, DaniGirl. You were pretty funny, sitting in the parking lot of the boys’ school, bawling your eyes out as you read the statement on your iPhone!

Ya well, you kind of caught me off guard with that one. I made more from the sale of that one photo than I have with the rest of my Getty sales combined! So, um, Universe, at the risk of sounding ungrateful….

Yes, DaniGirl?

Um, would it be possible to ask for one more thing? I’m not trying to be greedy, but… well, you remember when we replaced the furnace in December?

Yes, that was another big bill you paid out this year.

Indeed. I swear, we are rebuilding this house one disaster at a time. It’s like Steve Austin: “We can rebuild it… we have the technology.” Ahem, anyway, remember how the furnace guys found the coil for the air conditioner so full of dog hair that they said they couldn’t clean it, they’d have to replace it? And if they did that, they’d pretty much just have to replace the entire A/C unit? And we looked at the $5K we’d just forked out for the furnace and balked at the idea of spending another $3K on the spot to get a new A/C unit?

Yes, I remember all that. Seemed like a good financial choice at the time.

Ya, we thought so, too. It seemed like a very prudent plan to save a few bucks and do without A/C — in the winter time. Universe, it was bloody unbearable hot in the house yesterday. So if you don’t mind, could you keep the temps down to a nice mild 30C or so for the summer? I don’t mind it hot, but 42C in the humidex is a little much. Seriously, Ottawa was the hottest spot in the whole damn province yesterday!

Hmmm, I’ll see what I can do, DaniGirl.

Or, yanno, if you can’t do that, maybe another one or two of those jaw-dropping statements from Getty? Just, yanno, until we get the house issues under control again? Oh, and please, for the love of all things holy, could you please send a little extra protective vibe when they replace the poop pipe? I can handle the repair to the sewage pipe, but I still live in fear that something bad (and expensive) will happen to that septic tank. Replacing the septic tank would make the poop pipe repairs seem like, well, a drop in a very unpleasant bucket.

I’ll let you know, DaniGirl. You just keep taking those photographs!

Oh I will, Universe. You know I couldn’t stop now even if I wanted. Take care of yourself!

Always a pleasure to hear from you. Until next time, DaniGirl…

Our CSA Adventure: Roots and Shoots farm visit

As I mentioned back in May, we’re trying something new this year. We’ve bought a community-supported agriculture (CSA) share from Manotick’s own Roots and Shoots organic farm. I’m really excited about this! It means that every two weeks through the summer and fall, we get an assortment of freshly picked and locally grown vegetables.

Aside from being organic and strongly community-minded, Roots and Shoots also invites shareholders to visit the farm and even help out if you’re so inclined. On Saturday, we paid our first visit to the farm for an orientation tour. It was, I think you’ll see, a beautiful afternoon out.

This is Robin. He doesn’t look like a stereotypical farmer, does he?

Roots and Shoots Farm visit - tractor

He and his girlfriend Jess have been renting farmland from the Bakker family since 2010. You may have noticed the Bakker General Store on Mitch Owens Drive. The farm occupies the land beside the store, and around the barn that hosts the Third World Bazaar every year. They started with one field in 2010, and now they’re up to (I think he said) 25 acres.

Roots and Shoots Farm visit - sign

This was about half of the crowd that turned out for the farm visit. (We had to leave, sadly, before the potluck dinner that followed. I can only ask so much of the attention span of the boys, I suppose.) I was so impressed by everything Robin had to say about how they are operating their farm and why they have made those decisions. They’re organic, they donate a good plot of food to the Ottawa food bank, and they seem to genuinely welcome the people who have bought shares to the farm.

Roots and Shoots Farm visit - sharing

I was a little worried when we first signed on for the CSA that we’d be getting week after week of kale, but that’s absolutely not the case. They grow cukes, tomatoes, broccoli, cauliflower, garlic, potatoes and onions, among many others.

Onions!

Roots and Shoots Farm visit - onions

Potatoes!

Roots and Shoots Farm visit - potatoes

And a huge greenhouse filled with tomatoes.

Roots and Shoots Farm visit - baby tomatoes

I was trying to listen to the really interesting information Robin was sharing during the farm tour, but I was also trying to make sure the tomatoes didn’t suffer from a seasonal case of Lucas blight. He was pretty excited about the idea of the tomatoes, though. I think Robin said they have more than half a dozen varieties, including some heirlooms, in the green house.

Roots and Shoots Farm visit - tomato blossoms

Lucas is something like 1/16 Irish, and so eminently qualified to inspect the potato fields. 🙂 By the end of our tour, he was very, very dirty.

Roots and Shoots Farm visit - Lucas inspecting

It was pretty darn hot by late afternoon, and the tour lasted about an hour. The boys discovered the farm’s irrigation system at a critical moment, which may have saved the day.

Roots and Shoots Farm visit - sprinkler!

And how gorgeous are these old tractors? The one in the foreground is a Farmall, circa 1979, and the one in behind is a Massey Ferguson. Farm + vintage = RGB delight!

Roots and Shoots Farm visit - tractors

Thank you to Robin and Jess for inviting us out for a visit to the farm. I am so grateful for the opportunity to teach the boys about how food grows and what it means to eat local and support local business. I am also very glad that I no longer feel the need to build and maintain and (let’s be honest) eventually neglect and kill my own veggie plot. Thank you, thank you, for absolving all of us of that misadventure.

If you’d like to buy a share, from the website it looks like there are still shares available for Manotick or farm pick-up — and it looks to my expert eye like a bountiful harvest this year! Stand by for the next post, when we receive our first share. I can hardly wait!

This week in pictures: The colours of summer

This week’s pictures are almost all about colour and light. I think because I’ve been feeling kind of scattered, I’ve been drawn to the basics – beautiful colour, delicious light.

Speaking of delicious and colours, did you beets come in different colours? When I stopped to admire the orange beets at this stall in the Byward Market, the vendor did a great sales pitch on all the varieties of beets and how you can cook them. I’ve only ever tried pickled beets, and I have to say I’m not much of a fan, but slicing up some of those orange beets and grilling them sounded pretty darn good to me! Maybe I’ll try that one of these days.

Beets and carrots

Also delicious? Ontario strawberries. I bought some local ones and some trucked-in California strawberries one day, and could not believe the difference in colour, in size and in the heavenly smell from the local ones. The trucked-in ones were barely a shadow of the local ones, even if they were four times the size.

Ontario strawberries

I like the blue of this summer sky juxtaposed against the red of the strawberries. It’s all about the colour!

Summer cloud

And then when I’m feeling arty-farty, it’s about no colour at all. Tristan and I rode our bikes down to the Long Island Locks on Sunday morning to admire the fog before it lifted.

Foggy morning at the locks

Still stubbornly chasing a self-portrait that doesn’t make me cringe. Not there yet…

swing

I love this picture. It makes me snicker. I was driving home near sunset and the way the setting sun was lighting up this herd of cows near Fallowfield caught my eye. I stopped, and as I crouched near the fence, this cow ambled over to take a closer look at what I was doing. It was actually a bit of a tough shot to get because if I exposed for the cow, the beautiful sky would be blown out, but if I exposed for the sky, the cow and foreground were too dark. And if I used the 50mm lens stuck on my Nikon, I couldn’t get enough of the scene in my frame. My iPhone did a pretty good job, eh? I used a terrific app called Camera+ that lets you choose where in the frame you want to expose for, so I moved it around until I had things more or less balanced. (If you want a serious camera app for your iPhone, this is the one I’d recommend.)

Mooooove along, strange lady with the iPhone!

I really saved the best for last this week. I did a portrait session with a fabulous family on Saturday, and I’ll save the rest of the story for the blog post I promise I’ll write soon with more photos from this amazingly fun session. Suffice to say, I was a little nervous going in because I was intimidated by the idea of working with teenagers. I needn’t have worried, they were awesome!

framed!

I had such a hard time choosing between that last picture and this next one as my photo-of-the-day as I loved them both (and a good number of other shots from that session, too!) How cute is this couple?

Happy couple

And you see that sparkle in them? They’re just like that in person. Lovely, sweet people and I can’t wait to share the other fun pictures from that session!

And now today, back to my kid comfort zone: I’m doing a session on the porch this morning with yet another family of five (is five the new four or what?) ranging in age from 6.5 months to four years old. Yay for babies!

How to shoot with both eyes open

Have you ever noticed that some photographers shoot with both eyes open? This makes a lot of sense to me and I’ve tried to do it for years without success. And then recently, I figured out why — I’ve been looking with the wrong eye!

196:365 Portrait of the artist in her natural environment

Did you know that everyone has one dominant eye? Want to figure out whether your left or right eye is dominant? Make a little frame or circle with your thumbs and index fingers and hold it with your arms extended in front of you. Now find something across the room and look at it through your little frame. First focus on it with both eyes, and then without moving your hands, close one eye and then the other. With your dominant eye, the object will still seem to be in the centre of your little frame. Neat, eh?

Apparently my left eye is dominant, which is interesting because I’ve spent 20+ years with my right eye crammed up against a viewfinder. And I was totally surprised to realize that if I look through the viewfinder with my left eye, I can shoot with both eyes open! Now I can stay dry and defend myself against random eagle attacks. Cuz yanno, there are a lot of wild creatures on the loose in Manotick…

I wonder how long it will take to retrain myself to shoot with my left eye?

Five perplexing photographer website quirks (alternate title: In which she alienates all her photographer friends)

One of the things I’ve been tinkering with lately is the image galleries on my portfolio website, where I host all my Mothership Photography client proof galleries. I don’t like what I have currently but need to find something that is compatible with wordpress, easy to use and would function well both for my portfolio and for client use in viewing proofs and placing orders.

58:365 Brownie Starflex

I haven’t found that solution yet (and I’ve been dedicating at least four to six minutes each week to the search!) but I have spent a lot of time over the last few months peeking at other photographers’ websites. There are a few widespread practices that continue to perplex me. Here’s five of them:

1. Charging a fee to keep a proof gallery live for longer than a week, or charging a fee to make it live again. I suppose the logic behind this is to encourage clients to order in a timely manner but it takes about five seconds of effort to re-post a gallery even if I have remembered to take it down in the first place, which often takes months. Maybe this is also an issue for photographers who have hundreds instead of dozens of clients, but I promise I’ll never charge you a fee for this one!

2. Watermarking low-resolution files that you have purchased. I understand the theory behind this one, too – it’s a marketing tactic. The photographer hopes you post the photos on your Facebook page and all your friends see them and want the photographer to do their portraits, too. But I feel like if you’ve paid for the files, they’re yours to do with as you please. I’m always extremely grateful for the endorsement if you tell people that I took the pictures, but I promise any file you buy from me will be watermark-free.

3. Referring to themselves in the third person in the “about” section of the website. Danielle Donders will never do this, as she finds it just a wee bit too pretentious for her tastes. Or worse, when what you know is a one-person shop is written entirely in plural – “we” take ourselves a bit too seriously when “we” do this. This always strikes me as erring on the side of puffery instead of making the photographer look more professional.

4. Charging a fee for extra people in a session. I often see specifications about sessions being for families of four, with a $10 per person (or something similar) surcharge for addtional people. Yes, it’s a bit of extra work wrangling four kids instead of two, but unless you’re bringing the entire extended family including Aunt Bertha and sixteen cousins, I’m not going to charge you extra for it. And if you do have an exceptionally large group, I’d rather negotiate extra compensation on a case-by-case basis rather than putting this arbitrary fee out there.

I saved my biggest pet peeve for last. Are you ready?

5. Websites with music on auto-play. Really, any website with music at ALL is enough to make me click instantly away, but if the photographer really MUST set his or her portfolio to music, I’d at least like to be in charge of whether I’m listening to it or not. I know, this is a hotly debated topic among photographers, but really? Can the canned music. Also, have you purchased the rights to use that copyrighted music? Just sayin’.

These are all totally subjective. I hope I haven’t completely alientated all my photographer friends who have musical-accompanied websites written in the third person with caveats about extra fees up front. I totally get the reasoning behind these practices — but they still drive me bananas, and I promise I’ll never do any of them. (Ha, there is nothing like uttering the phrase “I will never…” to call down the gods. Think I’ll be eating those words one day?)

What do you think? Do you have a pet peeve? What am I or other photographers doing with their sites that I can learn from or learn not to do? And if anyone has a suggestion for a decent wordpress gallery plug-in, or something I can plug-and-play into my existing wordpress database, I’d love to hear from you!

This week in pictures: Postcards and iPhone shots

Some weeks have time for planning a shot, bringing together elements intentionally and trying things from a few different angles and perspectives. And some weeks I just point my camera at the things around me as I find them and keep running on to the next thing on the list.

This week? Definitely one of the latter. (Is it summer vacation yet? I really REALLY need a vacation!!) Shots this week were grabbed in the middle of a bike ride, on the way back to the office after French lessons and even in the waiting room of the optometrist. This, I think, illustrates two important points. The first is that there is beauty and interesting things worth photographing just about everywhere. The other is that I may be a little bit obsessive about taking pictures. Is this news to anyone?

I can’t believe I’ve never taken this particular tourist shot of the Rideau Canal and the Parliament Buildings before. I have the winter version, but the summer shot is so much nicer — I was particularly pleased to catch the white tour boat chugging through the scene. People find the blog all the time looking for “postcards of Ottawa” — here ya go!

Parliamentary post card

Speaking of the Rideau Canal, I this shot from other end of my daily commute, at the Long Island Locks near Manotick. I like to ride my bike out here in the early morning, and was curious to find this boat docked there this week. Did you know there’s a four-day cruise you can take from Kingston to the Hartwell Locks? I had no idea! The boat actually overnights here at the Long Island Lock.

Docked at the Long Island Locks

This is the one taken in the optometrist’s waiting room. I liked the light, and the orange carrying from the owl to the bricks to Lucas’s shirt.

Building blocks

More fun with the star aperture on my Lensbaby, this time with the dew on the morning grass. I love how it seems like the stars are floating away. Such a silly shot.

Dewdrop dancing stars

And speaking of silly shots, another one from the “from where I stand” collection.

#fromwhereistand - mosaic

I think I was in the middle of building my shelves on the weekend when I looked over and saw the boys heaped together, peering at the iPod. The combination of the light and their postures made me drop the screwdriver and pick up my camera to catch this moment. I think it’s my favourite of the week!

brothers

And finally, my little blogger in training! I like this photo because of the light, and the subject matter. I snapped it with my iPhone to go with the blog post he was writing, and only realized when I got it onto my computer how grainy/noisy it was – a function of the iPhone trying to compensate for the low light conditions.

My blogger-in-training

Someone must have liked the picture, though, because I got a note from Getty Images on Monday saying someone had requested to license this picture through Flickr. Since I hadn’t added it to any groups, it’s likely that the person found the photo either through my blog or one of my other social networks. The wonders of the Internet never cease to amaze me. 🙂

After getting rained out last weekend, I’ve got a fun photo shoot with a family of five this afternoon. I can hardly wait!! Of course, I’ll share the pictures here soon…

This week in pictures: pretty and playful

I‘m getting lazy with the idea of the photo of a day thing. I’m still posting a new photograph every day, but I’ve taken to posting a few from the same day or session over the course of a couple of days. Some photos just deserve a day of their own! Also, taking a new picture every day? Is a lot of work. And, posting a bad picture for the sake of sticking to some arcane project rules that nobody is paying attention to but me anyway doesn’t seem to be of any benefit to anyone. So all of this week’s shots were actually taken on just four days — but those days were very photogenic indeed!

For example, we made our annual trip to the Gloucester Fair on Saturday with my mom, which is always fun for the boys and a photo bonanza for me.

Gloucester fair

Even after all those photos, I had forgotten entirely that I took this one with my iPhone, and I found it on Monday morning. I love the old-timey poster look of the processing — I’m thinking of getting one of those CanvasPop Instagram canvases made of this to hang on the wall.

Glouster Fair - iPhone version!

Speaking of favourite summer family traditions, this week marked the return of Uno on the porch after dinner at our house. Colour me happy.

Uno on the porch

Hey, did you know there is a Mill in Manotick? 😉 This pretty little patch is right beside it. I am in love with this sign, pointing the way to the fisherman’s path.

Fisherman's path

Lucas indulged me in some posed shots. I got the wagon from a flea market recently (don’t you love it?) and I had the vague idea in my head for these shots ever since.

Going to Granny's house

I still can’t decide which composition I like better.

Going to Granny's house (alternate version)

On the same (very photogenic) day, Lucas and I walked up to the school to pick up “the brothers” as he still calls them, and we had fun taking pictures on the way home. Well, they walked and I just kind of followed along, snapping photos as I went.

Through the grass

Walking from school

Going to school

(Oh my but they’re growing up quickly, aren’t they? Sometimes I can’t stand it!)

You know I like to marry up some of the photos with quotations. For this one, I chose “All things good are wild, and free.” ~ Henry David Thoreau.

"All good things are wild, and free." ~ Henry David Thoreau

I’m facing a unique new challenge with my camera this weekend — I’m doing portraits for a family with teenagers! Eek! You think my extensive repertoire knock-knock jokes will impress them? Stand by to find out! 😉

Summery portraits on the porch with the C family

I may have mentioned I have a special affinity for families of five. The lovely C family of five came for portraits on the porch on the holiday weekend, and we had originally scheduled the shoot for late afternoon. I think we were all glad to have had the (accidental) foresight to reschedule for mid-morning, because the day turned out to be a scorcher by late afternoon. In the mid-morning, though, the day was summery and perfect. Here’s the storyboard I used for my “photo of the day” in case you missed it:

Porch portrait sneak peek - C family

Their mom had said the kids might be shy, but I found them sweet and agreeable. Don’t you love those deep brown eyes?

C family kids

I promised the kids if they sat patiently through just a *few* more group portraits, I’d let them have a little play on the tire swing in the back yard. And then stole a few more shots of that!

C family

C family-2

C family-3

Then we “forced” them to endure just one more portrait, and it ended up being the keeper of the day.

C family tree

Thank you, sweet C family, for coming out for portraits on the porch. It was great fun playing with you!

There’s only a few weekend spots left for portraits this summer, so if you’re interested in custom photography for your family, please do get in touch soon!

This week in pictures: “I want them to see it whether they want to or not.”

I like to sit down on the weekend and write these posts, looking for the common thread in the week’s picture and coming up with themes and descriptions. Some weeks, though, the photos defy easy homogenization — they’re just all over the place. This is one of those weeks. Flowers, portraits, strangers and skateboards. Interestingly, and perhaps not coincidentally, my own brain has been kind of all over the place this week, too.

If I had the time to blog properly, I’d have blogged the resolution to my skateboard question a few weeks back. After getting some great advice from a friend who was a skateboarder back in the day, we took Tristan out to fulfill his 10-year-old heart’s desire:

Sk8rboi

“You realize,” I told him, “that I’m only doing this so I can take pictures of you?”

“Sure Mom!”

Sk8r

This sweet family of five came out for porch portraits on the holiday Monday. I’ll have more pictures from their session to share soon!

Porch portrait sneak peek - C family

Dandelions continue to fascinate me. People hate them, I know, but I kinda like them. They are lovely when they’re yellow, and interesting when they’ve gone to seed. I’m going to start a new movement – embrace the dandelion! I mean, sure, I could tend my lawn, but then I wouldn’t be able to take photographs like these!

Oh sure, I could tend my overgrown lawn, but then my photographs would be boring...

I keep looking at this photo and wondering when Lucas got to be so grown up. I take 30 pictures of the child each week, but this one makes me nostalgic for a time that hasn’t even passed yet.

wish

Speaking of old (I know, I stretched on that segue), I love the fact that 180 years after the Rideau Canal was built, they still use these mechanisms to open and close the locks by hand. (I’ve been thinking of writing a few blog posts about the history of Manotick and the Rideau Canal. Would that be of interest to you?)

Lock gear

We’re in our second summer in Manotick, and I still haven’t gotten used to the (wildly overgrown) garden. Every morning this week I’ve woken up to find something new blooming, including these lovely irises. I still can’t look at an iris without thinking of Georgia O’Keefe. Aside from turning irises into erotica, she said, “When you take a flower in your hand and really look at it, it’s your world for the moment. I want to give that world to someone else. Most people in the city rush around so, they have no time to look at a flower. I want them to see it whether they want to or not.”

Iris

And last but not least, this is Charlie. Charlie was fishing off the weir at Watson’s Mill while I was taking photographs of a great blue heron in the water below and we struck up a conversation. I was charmed by the hat and the pipe, and managed to work up the courage to not only ask him if I could take his picture but to ask him if he would sign a model release for me so I might license the picture. I was so surprised and pleased when he said yes that I was almost too nervous to take the picture.

Charlie the fisherman

When I asked him if he would like me to e-mail him a copy of the photograph, he laughed and said, “Oy, no. My wife would kill me if she saw the pipe.” Ha! If you’re reading, Charlie’s wife, please don’t give him hell. He was a treat to chat with.

Porch portraits are three times as much fun with triplets!

So far I’ve had the great pleasure of photographing not one, not two but three sets of twins for family portraits — but I have to tell you, I was particularly excited to meet this family when I heard they had five-year-old TRIPLETS. How fun is that?

Funny, though I was expecting a bit (okay, quite a bit) of chaos, these guys — and a girl! — were great! And did I mention adorable? Lookit those eyelashes!

MC kids

While we spend a lot of time focusing on (pardon the pun!) the kids during a family session, it’s always nice to get a picture of just mom and dad, too. (Also, it’s much easier to focus on someone who stands still for more than three seconds.)

MG_

We tried to get a picture with the whole family and Monty, their 13 year old dog. Oh, so THIS is where that old adage comes from, “never work with dogs AND kids.” The kids were great, but the dog really was a challenge! This one never quite worked out, so it’s not exactly frameworthy — but it is a good example of why you should schedule shots like this at the beginning of a session instead of at the end. And I think it’s a very, um, real portrait.

MG family

This, on the other hand, worked out much better. See that lovely purple flowered dress that daughter C is wearing? Her mom MADE that. Mom to preschool triplets (and a dog) and she makes clothes like that. Aren’t you impressed? I am!

MG family collage

Thank you, M-C family, for coming out for porch portraits on a lovely day in early spring. The kids were adorable and it was lovely to work with all of you!

My openings for porch portraits this summer are already more than half full now (!!) so if you’re thinking about booking a porch portrait for your family, please contact me soon!