From the category archives:

Creative licence

One day, Willie the cat found himself trapped between the curtain and the window when Katie, the large and smelly but largely benign dog, dropped down for a rest.

Dog meets cat, Act 1

For a while, Willie pondered various plans for his escape. Finally, he had an idea! “Pssst, dog… c’mere, I have a secret!”

Dog meets cat, Act 2

Katie, benign and benevolent creature though she was, once lived with two evil cats, and was naturally suspicious of Willie’s intentions.

Dog meets cat, Act 3

“Dog! Hey, dog! I may be small, but I’m tough, and I’m gonna get you, dog. Come a little closer and I’ll give you the what for!”

Dog meets cat, Act 4

“Hey you, dog! I’m talkin’ to YOU!”

Dog meets cat, Act 5

And then Katie looked at Willie with her best puppy dog eyes. “Do we have to fight? Can’t we just be friends?”

Dog meets cat, Act 6

And so they were. *smooch*

191:365 Dog meets cat - finale (the kiss)

And they lived happily ever after.

(Written with love for my Beloved, on the 12th anniversary of the day we were married. Ours may be the greatest love story of all, but this one is a close second! Happy anniversary, my love — and thank you for all of it!)


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This is how I picture it.

Lucy is a business student, doing a one-week internship with a company that manufactures baby gear. After spending most of the week contributing to the company’s success with tasks as challenging as making coffee and filing year-old shareholder reports, she is asked by the production design manager to fax some design specifications for a new stroller over to the marketing department.

Curious, Lucy reads through the entire document. She doesn’t have kids herself, and by the time she’s finished reading through the design specifications she wonders if maybe once you become a parent you lose your mind.

“Market research tells us that the next hot parenting trend will focus on upscale strollers,” says the first paragraph of the introductory notes. “In consulting with other industry researchers, we have determined that parents will buy strollers that incorporate the latest advances in technology. They will want a high-end stroller with luxury finishes.”

Some of the key design features of the new stroller include:

  • computerized navigation panel with GPS
  • faux-leather seat liner with heat and shiatsu massage modes
  • iPod docking station with hidden speakers
  • drop-down DVD player built into the sunshade
  • lilac and vanilla or green tea aromatherapy options

Lucy, emboldened by the fact that it’s the last day of her internship, asks her boss if she can ask him a few questions about the design. “Sure,” he replies, “but you have to be quick. I’m on my way to a meeting with the marketing team.”
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