Lesson learned: three things you should never say in the fitting room of a clothing store:
- Are you looking at me? Do you see me? (and, in a really, really bad Robert De Niro) Are YOU lookin’ at ME?
- Lookit those cheeks, you chubby thing!
- Peeky-peeky-peeky, I see you!!
I’m sure the woman in the next cubby has never been more relieved to see a woman emerge from a fitting room chattering at her baby.
This reminds me of a joke that takes place in a men’s washroom, but I can’t tell it here on this pleasant family-rated blog.
Okay, I can see her point. But, man, it would have been funny to see her face!
Haha!!!
I just flashed back to SO many change room moments! LOL
I’m laughing!
This really made me laugh, because I do it too! (Assuming I can find a fitting room cubby that fits a stroller – grrr… but that’s another issue altogether).
ha ha ha I say that to myself when I shop ! have a great weekend!
better from the dressing room than from under the stall in the ladies room!
LOL!
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My hubby had taken our five-year-old son swimming and was in the shower cubicle with him afterwards. Daniel was being awkward (that’s the 5-year-old, not the hubby!) and so hubby was trying to wash him down to get the smell of swimming pools off him. Then Daniel says in a loud voice: “Daddy, get your willy off me right now!”
Hubby said he had to wait in that cubicle a good 10 minutes extra to ride out the embarassment!