The captcha oracle

by DaniGirl on January 25, 2008 · 19 comments

in How I love the Interwebs, Postcards from my uterus

You guys are making me laugh with your captchas, but when I went to comment on the thread and tell you so, I had my own predictive captcha experience. In fact, I had to get a screen capture and show you what the Captcha Oracle has in store for me:


Cuz that’s what I need. A stubborn, reluctant and stuck baby who is bigger AND BIGGER AND BIGGER by the hour!!!!


{ 19 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Sue January 25, 2008 at 7:19 pm

My captcha is “optimistic description” – that sounds good, right?

2 Marla January 25, 2008 at 7:32 pm

Ha! On the other post, when I just checked the additional comments, it was “barges soon” – and this one is “not downtown”.

I love the Captcha Oracle!

3 Kerry January 25, 2008 at 7:51 pm

Mine is “foods well”.

I think it’s telling you to eat now, Dani!

4 DaniGirl January 25, 2008 at 7:54 pm

Now I’ve got “for gest” which I think is a simply marvellous crossed-up pun on gestation and jest, because the last 24 hours really have been a bit of a joke. Man, I could do this all night!

5 Marla January 25, 2008 at 8:24 pm

“simila and” — what you’re experiencing is similar to labour…and…?

6 nancy January 25, 2008 at 9:33 pm

dast hawley – not good, what about Harley?

7 Marla January 25, 2008 at 10:01 pm


8 kgirl January 25, 2008 at 10:23 pm

memoranda way – kinda sounds like a porn star.

9 kgirl January 25, 2008 at 10:24 pm

BWA HA HA HA!!! – now it says FORCING GINE.

10 Chris (Mombie) January 26, 2008 at 7:26 am

smaller day! Now that sounds promising. Clearly you are going to get some sleep and in the tiny party of the day that remains after your rest his majesty will emerge. CLEARLY!

11 daysgoby January 26, 2008 at 8:07 am

Mine says excel adventures, which is probably what’s happening to you right now.

12 Marla January 26, 2008 at 8:24 am

duel Mrs. — Oooh… there you go! It’s a duel between you and TPTBNL!

Good luck today. I won’t be able to play Captcha Oracle every ten minutes, because I have to work at the job I hate today – don’t have the baby before I get home at 7 and can check in, okay?

13 Marla January 26, 2008 at 8:25 am

way tired!

Had to do it one more time. Well, I bet you are, indeed, way tired!

14 DaniGirl January 26, 2008 at 9:00 am

Yeah, I’m way tired, but not as tired as yesterday. No more contractions, so you should be good until tonight.

Hmmmmm, “Mr Twenty” — since it’s already past Jan 20, I’m not sure how that one ties in…

15 kim January 26, 2008 at 11:57 am

Yes, commenting just so i can see what the oracle sends me… about “roundup” and “they”.
Planning to have cowboys at the birth?

16 JoJo January 26, 2008 at 3:08 pm

exchanged 5:00…………..

does that mean you will “exchange” pregnancy for mother hood at 5:00?

17 Marla January 27, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Oh dear… I was just playing Captcha Oracle, and got “an ugly”… I’d better do it again. BRB

18 Marla January 27, 2008 at 3:10 pm

“has Holdup” hahahaha

19 Mary January 28, 2008 at 9:30 am

Some of these are awesome! Here’s mine:
dared institution

Are you gestating a rabble-rouser?

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