The boys have been running around all day, and we all need some quiet time. I ask Simon what he wants to watch. Quelle surprise, he wants to watch Star Wars.
“Which one do you want to watch,” I ask. “The one with the Jawas, the one where Han gets frozen in carbonite, or the one with the Ewoks?”
“No,” clarifies Simon, “I want the one with the naked princess with the gun.”
He’s THREE, for chrissake. THREE!!
(Okay, so I don’t know a single guy born between 1965 and 1985 who didn’t have the same crush, but I had no idea Leia’s Metal Bikini had its own fan site, let alone an episode of Friends.)
(Edited to add: this exists, with more than 7000 threads and 125000 posts, and yet *I’m* the strangest place on the Internet?!?!?)
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What’s that expression “Out of the mouth of babes?”.
My youngest son is fascinated with his Aunts ample chest at the moment. She’s visiting from abroad and he can’t keep his eyes off them!
Oh that’s funny!
my husband is a YUGE fan of that bikini…sad, really…
You can add 1964 to that list…
I have to say, that I could not agree with you in 100% regarding ds from the Mothership » The one with the naked princess, of course, but it’s just my opinion, which could be wrong
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