An ode to two t-shirts

by DaniGirl on October 16, 2014 · 4 comments

in It IS all about me

They came from the clearance rack at the Gap. It’s really rather astonishing what a large percentage of my clothes come from there. I’m sure I didn’t pay more than $6 each for them – just plain old cotton t-shirts, one in a nice cool magenta, and one in utilitarian navy blue. I’ve had them for four years at least, probably more.

Man, I love those t-shirts. They are the perfect fit – a bit of a scoop to the neckline, fitted ever so slightly at the waist but not too clingy, and falling to my hips. A bit of a cap sleeve. A decent heft to them, so they’re far from tissue thin, super comfortable to wear under something else or by themselves. And they don’t have that ubiquitous and infernal wee pocket that most t-shirts seem to have over the breast. Who ever decided that we need a pocket there? I swear, it’s the very first thing I check for in a t-shirt and makes it an instant and absolute “no” in my books.

Seriously, I adore these t-shirts. They go with almost everything. Favourite t-shirts ever. I wash them, wear them again, wash them, wear them, winter spring summer and fall. And of course, one of these days they’re going to fall apart from so much loving.

The pink one already has three little holes near the belly button. (Do you get those mysterious holes? I thought it was just me, until I read a long thread somewhere of women lamenting about the tiny holes they get in their t-shirts right about where the button hole for your jeans is. Are they from grease splatters? Overly sharp zippers? Very targetted moths?) I still wear it and pretend I don’t see them. Actually, I pretend that YOU don’t see them. Lalala, this is my favourite t-shirt, it will live FOREVER!

It’s not that I haven’t tried to find suitable replacements. Every time I’m in a store that might sell t-shirts, I try on a few likely candidates. In three years of looking, nothing has come close. Each season that the Gap brings out a new line of t-shirts, I get excited – maybe THIS will be the year that they bring them back. Modal cotton – nope. Slub tees – nope. Crew neck, everyday essential, contemporary fit, fluid, luxe – nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. I went downmarket to Old Navy (nope) and upmarket to Banana Republic, and left singing Macklemore under my breath. (‘I’m like “Yo! That’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt!’ That’s a hella DON’T!”) I ventured farther afield to other stores in the mall, to the grocery store, Costco, even once to a few shops in Westboro. (I won’t make that mistake again. Yikes!)

No luck. Three years of (albeit idle) searching, and the very best t-shirts in the world live in my closet, slowly being eaten away from the belly button out. Now I’m stuck with the age-old dilemma – wear them and love them every day until they fall to pieces (probably sooner than later) or savour them, pulling them out only for special occasions like when you need the perfect t-shirt to wear under your hoodie to go to the library?

Ha, I did a search on Flickr to see if I could find a photo of me wearing them. How about this one from early 2010? So I bought them at least FIVE years ago!

365:365 Fini!

Do you have a favourite and irreplaceable piece of clothing? And do you have a secret dealer for the perfect t-shirt? We may be nearing a time of crisis – I think they’ve only got another three or four years left in them…


{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Lynn October 17, 2014 at 6:59 am

Almost every t-shirt I own has one or two of those little holes near the belly button. It used to be a terrible mystery but now I’m pretty sure they happen from doing the dishes and other work in the kitchen – standing at the counter rubs up against them and friction between the counter and my jeans makes the hole.

I kind of feel like a proper research paper could be written on this :).

Good luck with the t-shirt search…I have had good luck at Mark’s.

2 snackmommy October 17, 2014 at 7:47 am

Try Tommy Hillfiger. I like their short and long sleeve shirts for casual wear. Tons of colours, good price and weight…..and no pockets!

3 Kerry October 18, 2014 at 8:55 am

Hey Dani – I actually just bought two really nice tshirts at MEC. Good fit, no stupid pocket, and great consistency. Also, shaped through the waist, but nice flare at the hips. And less than $30 each.

4 DaniGirl October 19, 2014 at 5:56 pm

Tommy and MEC – will check them out! I might do an idle search when I check out the new outlet mall in the near future. šŸ™‚

Hmmm, you might be right about the countertops Lynn – I do actually spend time in the kitchen now!

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