The littlest enforcer

by DaniGirl on March 26, 2007 · 18 comments

in Ah, me boys

We’re in the car, driving back from our favourite hamburger joint. Simon and Tristan are recounting the day’s adventures, and Tristan tells us how he was playing basketball in the driveway with one of the kids from daycare.

Tristan: “It was fun, but then he pushed me while he was trying to get the ball and I fell down.”

Simon (two years younger and four inches shorter than Tristan), fiercely: “If that guy ever pushes you down again, I’m going to teach him a lesson!”

I suspect that may in fact set the tone for their school years. Don’t mess with Tristan, or his little brother will beat the snot out of you.

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{ 18 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Sara March 26, 2007 at 2:23 pm

I love it!!!!

2 Sara March 26, 2007 at 2:23 pm

I love it!!!!

3 Miche March 26, 2007 at 2:31 pm

So adorable! How nice to have that kind of support!

4 Miche March 26, 2007 at 2:31 pm

So adorable! How nice to have that kind of support!

5 Sharon March 26, 2007 at 3:29 pm

Way too cute. But where did he hear that “I’m going to teach him a lesson…Part. Too funny!
Hugs

6 Sharon March 26, 2007 at 3:29 pm

Way too cute. But where did he hear that “I’m going to teach him a lesson…Part. Too funny!
Hugs

7 trish March 26, 2007 at 3:48 pm

Hi,
Just wanted to write that I stopped here and enjoyed your writing and pictures.
Trisha

8 trish March 26, 2007 at 3:48 pm

Hi,
Just wanted to write that I stopped here and enjoyed your writing and pictures.
Trisha

9 Trixie March 26, 2007 at 3:59 pm

It’s great that kids’ll come out with “it was fun” before adding that being pushed to the ground wasn’t the best part. Grown-ups tend to lead with the insult and injury report. I mean, really, when’s the last time you got knocked down in a driveway and rolled that into a sentence that started with “It was fun…”? There may be a lesson in that. But then Simon’s snot-kicking lesson is better entertainment.

10 Trixie March 26, 2007 at 3:59 pm

It’s great that kids’ll come out with “it was fun” before adding that being pushed to the ground wasn’t the best part. Grown-ups tend to lead with the insult and injury report. I mean, really, when’s the last time you got knocked down in a driveway and rolled that into a sentence that started with “It was fun…”? There may be a lesson in that. But then Simon’s snot-kicking lesson is better entertainment.

11 alison March 26, 2007 at 6:51 pm

That’s funny. And nice to see Simon sticking up for his big brother even at this tender age.

12 alison March 26, 2007 at 6:51 pm

That’s funny. And nice to see Simon sticking up for his big brother even at this tender age.

13 nancy March 27, 2007 at 1:28 am

Atta boy!!

14 nancy March 27, 2007 at 1:28 am

Atta boy!!

15 Jerri Ann March 27, 2007 at 3:42 am

That is funny, little brother is taking charge.
A week or so ago a kid in my oldest son’s class acted like he was going to push my 2 year old down. The 4 year old promptly told the bully, “hey, that’s my brother Jace and you don’t even look at him”…I was like, woohoooo

16 Jerri Ann March 27, 2007 at 3:42 am

That is funny, little brother is taking charge.
A week or so ago a kid in my oldest son’s class acted like he was going to push my 2 year old down. The 4 year old promptly told the bully, “hey, that’s my brother Jace and you don’t even look at him”…I was like, woohoooo

17 Mad Hatter March 27, 2007 at 4:13 am

Oooo, can you imagine what it would be like to have your little brother beat the snot out the bullies for you? Yikes!

18 Mad Hatter March 27, 2007 at 4:13 am

Oooo, can you imagine what it would be like to have your little brother beat the snot out the bullies for you? Yikes!

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