Life’s great mysteries

by DaniGirl on June 28, 2006 · 5 comments

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I’ve stumbled upon another one of life’s great mysteries. Like the solution for pi, the divine proportion, and the secret of how they get the caramilk into the chocolate shell, this one will be puzzling humanity for aeons to come.

How did they work it so that it takes exactly one roll of paper towels to soak up the entire contents of a freshly opened bag of milk?

And did you further know that if you hear Simon poking about in the kitchen, followed by a thunk, a splash, an “oh oh”, and a “Hey, my feets wet!” you’ll be well on your way to discovering this ancient mystery for yourself?


{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Miche June 28, 2006 at 1:57 pm

Oohhhh…. I wonder if this has been covered in any of the conspiracy theories?
At least he didn’t try and soak up all hte milk with his socks and his coveralls like someone else I know!

2 Marla June 28, 2006 at 2:19 pm

At least he’s cute.

3 Sharon June 28, 2006 at 9:41 pm

LMAO>>>I can just see it.
Cute too cute.

4 twinmomplusone June 29, 2006 at 5:18 am

well said dani and soooo cute, no use crying over spilled milk 😉

5 Kailani July 1, 2006 at 12:55 am

I hope I never have to find out first hand. I’d rather just take your word for it.

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