100% arrogant!

by DaniGirl on January 6, 2006 · 8 comments

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Starving Artist
You are 42% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 36% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant.

You are the Starving Artist! You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because then you know you can never truly have a wrong answer. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational…posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving–and useless–artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the spirit, and starve!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Your exact opposite is the Capitalist Pig.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Haughty Intellectual, the Televangelist, and the Emo Kid.

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.

The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Marla January 6, 2006 at 1:54 am

How could I end up as the Emo Kid when there is a SmartAss category?!
There weren’t any John/Joan Cusack questions either.

2 kris January 6, 2006 at 3:26 am

Ha!! I’m a starving artist, too! I really liked this one!

3 nancy January 6, 2006 at 5:10 am

Class Clown
You are 28% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

4 Danigirl January 6, 2006 at 12:26 pm

I only posted the results for one line: “your arrogance is purely masturbatory”. I think I’ll work that into my ciriculum vitae!

5 Running2Ks January 6, 2006 at 12:37 pm

That is really funny. Your CV would benefit from that šŸ˜‰

6 Nancy January 6, 2006 at 1:27 pm

I-am-a-Robot. Take-me-to-your-leader.
(oh wait, that’s an alien.)

7 Dean Dad January 6, 2006 at 1:48 pm

Haughty intellectual? Moi?
Well, okay…

8 suze January 6, 2006 at 5:49 pm

“your arrogance is purely masturbatory” – I loved that line!!!
i am the hippie. not that surprising.
i loved that i got 0% rational. wahoo. that means i’m 100% irrational. work it! šŸ˜‰

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