My preschooler the junkie

by DaniGirl on February 22, 2005 · 3 comments

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I was wandering around on Mimilou, which BTW, is a smart and funny blog worth reading, and she was talking about how her son has discovered Bob the Builder and Thomas the Tank Engine. It got me thinking about how we’re just about at the one year anniversary of our own indoctrination into the cult of Thomas and Bob (or, as Tristan called Bob way back then – for reasons that were never clear – “dat dat chh”.) Was there really life before them? Surely it was an empty existence.

I’m not sure who is more addicted to Bob and Thomas, Tristan or Beloved. Tristan has the habit, but Beloved is his dealer. We actually spent an entire day last summer scouring the toy departments of four separate Winners stores when we found out that they had received shipments of the Bob the Builder Brio train characters and were selling them at about 1/3 the price of the big chain toy stores. Just a little bit obsessive, eh? I have to say, though, I’m impressed with the guarantee on the toys – we noticed the paint chipping on Lofty, and Beloved called to find out if they market a touch-up paint for the truly neurotic fans. Turns out they will replace any of the pieces, free of charge, no questions asked. So now we have two entire sets, one for each boy, albeit one a little more worn than the other. I’m not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of ourselves.

Tristan worships “all the guys”, as he calls his growing collection of Bob and Thomas artefacts. He carries them around in a thermal lunch bag that originally contained all the medications we received from the clinic for the in vitro fertilization process that ultimately resulted in Tristan. I find the irony of this simply delicious.

He really is learning something aside from rampant consumerism, though. It awes me to watch him pore over the little catalogues that come from the toy store and name each and every engine – there must be dozens of them. If he can memorize those at three, surely he will be able to memorize long passages from Shakespeare by the time he’s in the first grade, right? He started using the word “splendid” in context at two and a half, as in “Mommy, it’s a splendid day today,” and it was only weeks later that I realized he got it from the Thomas show, where they refer to James as a splendid engine. Hey, my mother credits my twice a day Sesame Street habit in the 1970s with my graduation magna cum laude from university, so I won’t knock it!

But is it just me, or is the Thomas and Friends TV show kind of disturbing? It’s like they just set up a big train table with cameras on it and raided the local community access cable channel for cheap special effects to go with it. Maybe some of Beloved’s elitist attitudes about animation are wearing off on me (he is an animator by training and a teacher by economy) but I’d rather watch the colourful claymation of Bob’s world than Thomas’ eerie rolling eyeballs any day.


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1 Suzanne February 22, 2005 at 2:15 pm

Thanks for the kind mention!
The latest development is the Case of the Missing Train. Thomas is nowhere to be found, and you can imagine the traumatic reaction this had induced. I am off to the store on my lunch hour to procure another train (or two).
I love your son’s use of splendid! I’ve found that when Sean is playing with his trains, he’ll sometimes say that they are “cross.” It does seem like everyone is cross on that show at some point!

2 cooper February 23, 2005 at 2:53 am

In honor of Parent Appreciation Day over at Been There: You have a great view of parenthood and family life and funny, interesting things to say. Thank you, I love reading your blog.

3 Danigirl February 23, 2005 at 12:54 pm

Wow, what a way to start the day!
Suzanne, I hope you found a Thomas on your lunch hour yesterday. Beloved and I have often thought there is a fortune to be made in installing tracking devices on the toddler’s obsession of the day – god help you when it goes astray!
Cooper, I feel the love!! Right back atcha, baby! You’re so right, we need to spend more time praising each other and less time bickering. You really made a difference in my day today.
xo Danigirl

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