Shameless, I am. Completely incorrigible.

I just can’t help myself!

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Hey, if you won’t vote for me, do it for them. Don’t make my brazen exploitation of my kids be in vain! (Truth be told, they were great sports. Tristan’s developing a fine sense of humour, and as soon as I told him it was a grownup joke, he was in without question. I told Simon his sign said people should give him Smarties, and he was in, too.)

And hey, lookit that, because this is my lastest picture for Project 365, I can just segue into my weekly review of that project, too. See, multipurpose exploitation!!

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When I could draw myself away from using my children for my own nefarious purposes (and really, why else would one have children in the first place?) I had a bit of an addiction to photos of the Parliament Buildings this week. They’re lovely in any light!

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And (speaking of segues) I’ll likely have at least one more photo to add to the Parliament Building set today. Sounds like President Obama will be arriving on Parliament Hill just about the time I can take my lunch break. Got my camera and my scarf and mitts (it’s snowing, of course) and I think I’ll go check it out. This morning I was walking up Sussex just in time to see a motorcade pulling out of the US Embassy and heading toward the airport – no doubt the Ambassador heading out to greet his boss.

[Edited to add: I was there! Tried to get to Parliament Hill to get pix of people rolling snowballs to stand on to get a better view – does it get any more Canadian than that? – but by the time I left at 11 am pedestrian access was blocked. Instead, stood on the E&C patio at the corner of Colonel By and Rideau and shared an elevated planter with a little boy of 10 or so years old to get a better view over the crowd. Felt the lovely surge of excitement as the crowd cheered and waved when the motorcade past — but was too busy taking pictures to actually figure out which Cadillac One might actually have Barack Obama in it! Will post pix tonight!]

All that, and it’s my parents’ wedding 43rd anniversary today too, something that needs no segue. Happy Anniversary, Granny and Papa Lou!

Stalking President Obama

Barack Obama is coming to Ottawa on Thursday. Even though there is no public appearance scheduled, I work just steps away from Parliament Hill and the ceremonial route to the airport, so I don’t think I’ll be able to resist stepping out and joining what they’re predicting will be massive crowds lining the streets, hoping for a peek at the passing limo. The Globe had a great article yesterday on past presidential visits. Did you know they airlift an armour-plated, chemical-and-bullet proof Cadillac nicknamed ‘the Beast’ over the border? Hope that puppy has decent snow tires, cuz the forecast looks messy.

Despite my best efforts (consisting of two or three pages of google search returns – hey, I have a lot on my plate right now!) I haven’t been able to crack the code of deep security around Thursday’s itinerary. He arrives at 10:30, and it should take around an hour for him to work his way downtown, by my estimation. The most logical (and scenic) route is down Colonel By, if he goes to either 24 Sussex or the Parliament Buildings. How long I’m willing to stand out in the forecasted snow/rain mix, ostensibly on a coffee break, remains to be seen, I guess.

I’m not sure why I’d be willing to stand outside in a massive crowd of strangers in the February cold just to maybe, possibly, catch a passing glimpse of a limo or, under the best possible circumstance, a brief presidential wave… but I would. He hasn’t been in power long enough for his magical magnetism to fade just yet, and there’s something in me that wants to be a part of that. (Not as much as the busloads of people coming in from southern Ontario, though! I’m keen, but if I had to make any more effort than bundling up and walking 50 metres from my office, I’m not sure I’d bother.) I’ve read in several media reports that Obama is more popular here than he is in the US. I can think of a few reasons why, George Bush and Stephen Harper formost among them.

Back in 1990, I was lucky enough to stumble into the roped-off sidewalks on the Sparks Street pedestrian mall just before then-president Mikhail Gorbachev of the USSR walked among the crowds. I even shook his hand! My friends said I should have rubbed the infamous birthmark and made a wish. Instead, I grinned and said something foolish like, “Here’s to world peace!” and he replied in Russian, which was probably something to the effect of, “Hello nice Canadian girl, could you please stop staring at my forehead?” I also had fun with the cheeky strangers standing nearby, playing a rousing game of “spot the KGB” – usually, the ones with the really bad polyester suits. The bomb-sniffing dogs were cool, though.

That was pure chance — I was downtown to pay my Zellers bill and annoyed I couldn’t get across Sparks St for all the ropes and barricades. I made a more concerted effort to pay my respects to Pierre Trudeau when he lay in state, though. I queued up on a cool September evening for nearly five hours for the chance to file past his casket in the Hall of Honours of the Centre Block. I’m not sure why I did that, either, except I’ve always been pleased that I did.

What do you think? Are the “I was there!” bragging rights worth the effort? How far would you go to catch even the tiniest glimpse live and in person of the sunshine that streams forth from the Obama entourage? At the very least, whatever direction this little adventure takes will likely leave me with some decent fodder for Project 365. I tell you, there is no end to the lengths to which I will go for decent blog fodder…

(Speaking of blog fodder, you only have six days left to vote to send me to BlogHer this summer!)

Project 365 week 3 and a Winterlude interlude

I’m having a lot more success being creative with my camera than with my keyboard lately. Sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words, I guess! I’ve been having fun looking for things to photograph, but I had no idea that sorting through the daily snaps (I seem to get between five and thirty a day) to find the keeper is almost as time consuming as coming up with a couple hundred words to post here.

I think my favourite shot this week, from a purely photographic point of view, is this one of a corn field near my house, in about a metre of snow:

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Working downtown provides an almost endless series of ideas for my pictures. Yesterday on my lunch hour I popped down to the Rideau Canal for a little bit of Winterlude action. I’d caught a few nice pictures of the icicles hanging outside my bedroom window last week, so thought I’d check out the ice sculptures in Confederation Park. Hard to believe, but in the 20 yrs I’ve lived here, I’ve never done that! But you know what? Meh. They were kind of disappointing. Not just because it was mild and they were melting, but I dunno, I just expected something a little bigger and more spectacular.

I tried a couple of different angles and compositions, but nothing was working. I headed back to work, and walking across the Mackenzie King bridge I couldn’t help but snap a few pictures of the skaters on the Canal. Each day since I’ve been back at work, I’ve been driving the full length of the Canal on my daily commute, and it’s been crying out to me to be photographed. This was just a quick shot, and perhaps one of the most hackneyed and over-exposed shots of Ottawa, but I like it nonetheless.

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I have the same problem with picture-taking that I do with writing: how to make something fresh when I know that nothing I am doing is truly original. With a picture like this, I think I just have to get over that and recognize that some pictures are just nice to have in my collection. And now that I have this one, I can stop trying to compose and snap a photo or seven of the skaters on the Canal as I barrel down Colonel By Drive in rush hour traffic.

For those of you following along, these are the rest of this week’s Project 365 photos. (You can click on any of them to embiggen on Flickr.)

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Christmas in the Capital, 2008 edition

Edited to add: Click this link for the 2018 Santa Claus and holiday parade info!

With Halloween barely put to bed (with a sore belly from all that candy, no doubt) we’ve nary the time for a breath of air before the season of Santa Claus parades is upon us. This is the third year I’ve scoured the internet and a handful of community papers to bring you details of the Santa (or, if you prefer, “Holiday”) parades in the neighbourhood. Can you believe this is one of my most-trafficked posts of the year? Turns out a lot of people love parades as much as I do!

Without further ado, and in chronological order, here’s the local 2008 parade information:

Kanata Santa Claus Parade
Saturday November 8, 2008, starting at 10 am. Parade runs from Castlefrank to Abbeyhill Drive to Hazeldean Mall.

Gananoque Santa Claus Parade
Sunday November 16, 2008. Join us at 2:00 to welcome Santa to town to kick of the festive holiday season.

Barrhaven Lions 12th Annual Santa Parade
Sunday November 16, 2008, starting at 5:30 pm. Follows Strandherd Drive from Beatrice to Greenbank. Note the new Sunday date this year!

39th Annual Ottawa Help Santa Toy Parade
Saturday November 22, 2008, starting at 11 am. The parade will start at 11 a.m. at Elgin and Laurier (City Hall), head West on Laurier Street, turn South on Bank Street, and finish at Landsdowne Park. Please note that the parade will only accept donations of new, and not used, toys. See their website for more details.

Smiths Falls Santa Claus Parade
Sunday November 23, 2008, 1 pm. Location: Downtown Smiths Falls.

Gatineau Santa Claus Parade
Friday November 28, 2008, starting at 7 pm. “There will be fun and games for you and your friends starting at 6:30 pm” at the marina on Rue Principal in Aylmer.

Brockville Santa Claus Parade
Saturday November 29, 2008, starting at 2 pm. “The Magic of Christmas.” See their website for parade route and details.

Carleton Place Santa Claus Parade
Saturday November 29, 2008, starting at 5 pm. The theme for 2008 will be “A Toy Box Christmas”. The parade will travel from Townline Road down Bridge Street. It will then travel down Lansdowne Avenue and end at Coleman Street.

Santa’s Parade of Lights, Orleans
Saturday November 29, 2008, starting at 6 pm. Once again the Ottawa Professional Firefighters Association will be hosting Santa’s Parade of Lights on St-Joseph Blvd. in Orleans.

Stittsville Parade of Lights
Saturday November 29, 2008, starting at 7:30 pm. Edited to add: The Stittsville Village Association will again organize the annual Parade of Lights on Stittsville Main Street. The Parade starts at the School Board grounds and ends at Carleton Cathcart Street. When Santa arrives at the Village Square the lights on the trees will be turned on for the duration of the festive season. Hot beverages will be served and everybody is invited to join in singing festive songs. (Thanks to Kristi for the additional info!)

Richmond Christmas Parade
Saturday, December 6, 2008 starting at 11 am. Starts at South Carleton High School (3673 McBean Street) and travels to the Richmond Plaza.

Pakenham Santa Claus Parade
Saturday, December 6, 2008 starting at 1 pm. Parade begins and concludes at the Stewart Community Centre, Pakenham. The parade theme this year is Ole Tyme Christmas. Santa and Mrs. Claus will make their way to the Upper Hall of the community centre following the parade where they will be available to meet with children of all ages. Complimentary hot chocolate and hot dogs will be served. There is also free public skating from 2 to 3 pm following the parade.

Perth Santa Claus Parade
Saturday, December 6, 2008, starting at 6 pm. The Annual Perth & District Santa Claus Parade of Lights starts from Sunset Blvd. Please Note: Parade route only goes to Cockburn Street.

Almonte Santa Claus Parade
Sunday, December 7, 2008, starting at 1:30 pm. The parade begins at the Almonte Community Centre Parking Lot. Santa and Mrs. Claus will make their way to the Upper Hall of the community centre following the parade where they will be available to meet the children. Hot chocolate and hot dogs will be served compliments of the Almonte Lions Club. There will also be free public skating from 2 to 4 pm.

In addition to the parades, here are some other ideas for Christmas fun in the national capital region:

Upper Canada Village – Alight at Night
Thursday, November 27, 2008 to Sunday, January 4, 2009
4:30 – 8:00 pm Monday to Thursday until December 18
4:30 – 9:00 pm Friday to Sunday until December 14
4:30 – 9:00 pm Nightly from December 19 to January 4
Bundle up for an evening stroll around the this gorgeous 1860s-era village, and see heritage buildings all magically lit, with over 200,000 lights – a true winter wonderland! For an additional fee, take a horse-drawn carriage ride, skate outdoors under the stars or ride on an illuminated toy train!

Christmas Lights Across Canada
December 4, 2008 to January 9, 2009
Launched in 1985 by the National Capital Commission (NCC), Christmas Lights Across Canada is one of a host of unique programs which was created to liven up the winter months. Canada’s Capital will come alive as more than 300,000 dazzling Christmas lights illuminate the heart of Ottawa-Gatineau.

Canadian Pacific Rail Holiday Train
The Canadian Holiday Train will embark on its two-week journey on Saturday, November 29 from Montreal, Quebec, finishing up in Port Moody, B.C., on Friday, December 19. Local stops include Smiths Falls on November 30, and Perth, Belleville and Trenton on December 1. Check out their website for schedule details!

Don’t forget, you can write to His Jollyness and get a reply, too! Send snail-mail to before December 18 to:

Santa Claus
North Pole
H0H 0H0

Or you can send an e-mail through canadapost.ca/santascorner.

Got any other tips or ideas to share? Leave a comment or e-mail me at danicanada (at) gmail (dot) com and I’d be happy to add them to this post.

Barenaked in Ottawa

Yay! I’m getting good at cracking Ticketmaster’s presale codes. Last year I got advance Rush tickets by searching the Rush fan site. Earlier this year, I guessed the presale code for Spamalot tickets by looking at the presale codes for other venues (it was “grail”). And just now, after a rigourous course of algorithms, analysis and contemplation, I cracked the super-complex presale code for the Barenaked Ladies’ Snacktime concert in Ottawa on December 13. Tickets go on sale to the general public tomorrow, but if you want yours today, try “snacktime”! Brilliant code breaker, aren’t I? CSIS is sure to come calling for my services any day now.

The kids will be beside themselves. Snacktime is still our #1 favourite kids CD and I’ve been a long-time BNL fan. The only thing better than BNL live in Ottawa is BNL live in Ottawa for the kids at Christmas time!

(This post and ticket purchase brought to you courtesy of half a box of Cheerios and four Baby Mum Mums.)

Fall Family Fun part three: Saunders Farm

Today’s post is the third in a series of suggestions for fall family fun in and around Ottawa. On Thanksgiving Monday, friends of ours who also have three boys invited us out to join them at Saunders Farm in Munster, about 20 minutes west of Barrhaven. I’d never been, and had been waffling between bringing the boys to Parc Oméga or Saunder’s Farm. I knew both were pricey and the opportunity to go to Parc Oméga presented itself first, but in the end we decided to splurge on both in this, the year of no daycare fees.

How have we gone so long without visiting this gem? It was so worth the price of admission, which ran us $60 for a family of four, plus one free baby. We chose the daytime Halloween adventure, but apparently they spook it up quite a bit at night. We bypassed the Barn of Terror (recommended for 10 years and older) but the boys loved the Discovery Barn, the Barnyard Treehouse — Tristan wants nothing more in life than a treehouse right now — and the other play structures including a huge pirate ship.

Saunder's Farm mosaic, October 2008

By the time our friends led us to queue up for the Harvest Hayride, Lucas had fallen asleep in the backpack carrier. I should have clued in that it wasn’t a regular old hayride through the forest by the kids who’d been on it in previous years, some of whom buried their heads in their mother’s lap for the whole thing. Apparently it’s nowhere near as spooky as the night-time haunted hayride, but it was plenty spooky for my boys! (Even poor Lucas was scared awake by one of the sound effects.) The look of concern-bordering-on-fear on their faces in the centre picture above is genuine!

After lunch (Plan B diet? What plan B diet? Pass the fries!) we tackled a few of the dozen or so mazes. Some are labyrinths – no wrong turns or dead ends, just a continuous path – and some are mazes. The boys LOVED them! They chose to keep running the mazes rather than enjoy the Star Wars-based live show going on that afternoon. Next time I need a way to run them ragged for an afternoon, I know where to take them.

There was a letter to the editor in the paper this weekend complaining about the price of Saunders Farm, but I’d happily pay $60 — more or less what we’d pay for a movie and snacks — for a day out in the fresh air. The kids had a great time and the weather was perfect. This is a wonderful new addition to my collection of Ottawa’s hidden treasures!

(The full set of Autumn Family Fun photos is on Flickr, if you’d like to see more.)

Fall Family Fun Part 2: Hog’s Back Falls

I’ve posted several times before about Hog’s Back Falls, truly one of Ottawa’s hidden treasures. It’s one of my very favourite places in the city, especially in the fall. The paths are broad and easily accessible by stroller, but there are paths and steps to be scaled and stone walls to scamper across: plenty of adventure for a six-year-old who fancies himself “Tristiana Jones”.

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This year, the boys were finally old enough to enjoy feeding the chickadees and nuthatches without being frightened by the light pickyness of their claws.

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We brought peanuts to feed the chipmunks but we didn’t see a single one, and the red and black squirrels were too shy to take the peanuts from our fingers. They didn’t go to waste, though!

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Beloved assures me he wasn’t thinking of tossing the baby into the falls, despite the look on his face!

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I’ve been reading a little bit of the history of Hog’s Back. Most of us know that they mark the spot where the Rideau River diverges from the Rideau Canal. But did you know that rather than the 41 foot drop that exists today, in the time before the Canal they were simply rapids that were navigable by canoe? Also, the dam that was built to divert water from the Rideau River to the Canal at Hog’s Back actually collapsed twice during construction. You can read more about the history of Hog’s Back on the Rideau Canal World Heritage site. Or, you can just go for a lovely amble and enjoy the smell of the leaves, the dappled sunshine and the sound of water splashing over rock. Does it get any better?

Fall Family Fun Part 1: Parc Omega

It’s been a beautiful autumn so far, and we’ve been out and about enjoying it. If you’re looking to get out and admire the fall colours, this trio of posts might give you some ideas for family outings both expensive (but worth it!) and free, all part of my ongoing exploration of Ottawa’s Hidden Treasures.

The first weekend in October, we piled into the van with Granny and headed northeast into Quebec for a visit to Parc Omega. I’d been hearing about it for years and had been meaning to check it out. We figured a crisp fall day with the leaves turning scarlet and gold would make for a lovely drive. It was lovely, but rather long – by the time we picked up Granny and cut across the city, it took us the best part of two hours to get there.

Parc Omega gate

Parc Omega is a kind of African Lion Safari with native Canadian animals like wapiti and wolves and bears instead of lions and baboons. It’s the same concept, though. You drive a 10 km loop through gorgeous forests and plains amidst the (mostly) free-roaming animals. Instead of baboons crawling on your car, you can feed carrots (and, in our case, soda crackers) to these friendly girls. I think they’re wapiti. Or maybe red deer.

Gimme the cracker

At the furthest point on the trail, you can hop out of your car for a stretch and a wander along some easy hiking trails. We didn’t go far, but we did make it up to this lovely gazebo overlooking a little meadow full of white-tailed deer.

My peeps

And then we stopped to see if deer like soda crackers, too. (They do, but they’re less fond of noisy little boys full-to-bursting with kinetic energy after nearly three hours in the car.)

White-tailed deer

The day was getting late and the sun low in the sky as we made our way through the second half of the park when we heard an alarming cry that sounded for all the world to me like the angry Tusken Raider brandishing his staff over Luke Skywalker. Turns out fall is rutting season, and this guy was on the prowl for a Saturday night date. We named him Ralph and had a lot of fun at his amorous expense. (If you have particularly observant kids and don’t want to answer a lot of “birds and bees” type questions, you might want to avoid the park around rutting season. But nothing says ‘Canadian adventure’ quite like watching frisky wapiti on the make!)

Wapiti, I think

We had to peer patiently into the forest to catch a glimpse of these lazy arctic wolves snoozing in the late-afternoon sun.

Arctic wolves

But there was no mistaking the plethora of big black bears hanging around, including this guy who looked for all the world like he was waiting for the shift change so some other bear might take a turn posing for the tourists.

Big ol' black bear

We also spied coyotes, more wolves, bison, wild boars, ibexes, a handful of birds we couldn’t identify and about a million chipmunks… a pretty cool cross-section of animals. In all, we spent about six hours in the car that day, enough to drive out to my brother’s place west of Toronto, but all three boys were surprisingly patient and well-behaved. To make the drive home a little more interesting, we took the ferry back across to Cumberland, adding another $8 to an already rather expensive outing, but the boys were tickled by the ferry ride.

In all, we spent $75 on admissions for three adults and two kids (Lucas was free) plus a quarter-tank of gas. An expensive day out, but worth doing once a year or so. Next time, we’ll leave much earlier in the day to give us a little bit more wander time to explore the park!

Coming up next: my favourite wander, much closer to home and free!

Strollers on buses – my letter to the editor

Every couple of years, I get my knickers in enough of a twist to fire off a letter to the editor of our local paper. I’ve got a pretty good record of getting them published. I’ve got another one published this morning.

The back story has to do with a mother of a two-year old and a baby who was trying on the weekend to get onto an OCTranspo (city) bus at a stop with another mom pushing a stroller also waiting. The driver got into a spat and ended up denying access to the two moms and strollers. Except, the two-year old daughter of one of the mothers had already boarded the bus. He drove a short distance away, and then stopped when the other passengers either (a) screamed in horror or (b) informed him that the two-year old was on the bus, depending on whose version of the story you believe.

Regardless, the ensuing shitstorm has been all over the media, and has brought the anti-stroller lobby out of the woodwork. It was to these kind souls, who think that mothers with strollers have no place on public transit, that my letter was addressed.

Stay off buses?
The Ottawa Citizen
Published: Thursday, October 09, 2008

Re: Strollers are headache for drivers, passengers, Oct. 8.

I read with interest Doloros Swallow’s letter and union leader André Cornellier’s comments in Kelly Egan’s column (“Try sitting in the bus driver’s seat”) about strollers on OC Transpo buses.

As a mother of three boys under seven and a regular user of OC Transpo, I’d like to ask these people: what else should mothers of babies do? Do you recommend they leave the strollers at home and carry their babies and toddlers everywhere? That’s not so easy with a 30-pound napping toddler.

Perhaps they should stay off the buses altogether? Isn’t one of the main tenets of public transportation supposed to be that it should be accessible to those who don’t have other means of transportation?

You might argue that there are smaller strollers available on the market. Even if you overlook the fact that umbrella-type folding strollers are not appropriate for very young babies, you should try pushing one through even the thinnest sheen of slush on Ottawa’s winter sidewalks, let alone in more than a couple of centimetres of fresh snow. I’m lucky enough to be able to afford more than one stroller — one for foul weather and one for small spaces. Many other parents are not so fortunate.

Yes, it’s difficult to manoeuvre around one or more strollers at the front of an OC Transpo bus. Yes, mothers (and other caregivers) should do what they can to take up as small a space as possible.

But I think we all have enough things to worry about right now without castigating people who are simply trying to do the very same thing you are — to get from one place to another with as little hassle and inconvenience as possible.

© The Ottawa Citizen 2008

Ha, now that I think about it, my last published letter to the editor was about public transit as well!

Ottawa Moms: Join the Breastfeeding Challenge!

Did you know that in 2005, the National Capital Region came in first out of 234 participating locations in the breastfeeding challenge, with the largest number of participating mommies? Join us to beat the record in 2008! Moms will be lactating large at the St Laurent Shopping Centre, CHEO, the Monfort and both campuses of the Ottawa Hospital!

I’ll be there, delightedly so. When Lucas and I ran into serious trouble with breastfeeding back in February and March, I desperately wanted to be able to make it to the six-month mark with him before my milk gave way completely. Despite adding two bottles of formula per day to his diet and his newfound love of solid foods, we’re still going strong today on his eight month birthday! Yay us!! I still nurse him first thing in the morning, midafternoon and just before he goes to sleep, and to be honest, it’s going better than ever. Here’s hoping we make it to his first birthday and beyond.

And can I take just one second to say how proud I am to live in a city that officially endorses an event like this? Yay, Ottawa! Moms, babies and boobies unite this Saturday, October 11. I’ll be at the St Laurent location, if all goes according to plan. Hope to see you there!

Edited to add:
Doh!! Saturday = skating lessons. Rats!! I’ll be there in spirit, anyway.