Pick-yer-own blog post day

Isn’t this exciting? (Or perhaps a new high in lows?) I have three not-quite finished draft posts saved and YOU get to choose which one gets finished and which ones get deleted — or at least condemned to languish forever in the unexamined depths of my drafts folder.

I’ve had just enough time online lately to write about 2/3 of a post. The problem is that by the time I get a little bit more online time, I’ve either lost interest in the topic, or found something more pressing to whine write about. And now that I’ve got a couple of drafts on the go, I’m paralyzed by indecision. Which one should I finish? That’s where you come in.

Here’s your choices:

1. The 10-pages-in review of the Twilight books

I started writing this one when I really was less than half way through the first book and was loving it. By the time I got back to it, I was most of the way through the third book, and my interest wasn’t exactly flagging, but I’d lost the initial rush of excitement. And now that I’m almost done the fourth book, well, let’s just say I’m having trouble with this one. Choose this option to find out why!

2. The one about baby poop

Yeah, well. That kind of says it all. Choose at your own risk.

3. The one with the sleep deprivation whine

Lucas has gone from sleeping through the night at eight weeks to waking up six to eight times (whimper) a night. I’m in serious need of some help. Choose this one if you’ve got advice, or if you want to commiserate, or if you want to gloat that you knew it couldn’t last.

What say ye, bloggy peeps? What’s the next post going to be about?

Road trip

The boys and I are heading down to southern Ontario for a road trip with Granny and Papa Lou today. Both of my brother’s kids have birthdays this week, so it should be a fun — if not hectic — weekend. Beloved is staying home to grade papers. Lucky him!

If you just can’t wait until I get back for a decent post, take a peek over at Digital, Baby! where I wade into the Motrin Moms fray.

Bloggy business: new ad, new gig

Got a few items of bloggy business to take care of today.

First, thanks to all of you who chimed in to let me know the reasonable rates for a live-out nanny. Got a few interviews scheduled but most importantly, signed up for an account with CanadianNanny.ca. It’s lousy with nannies in the neighbourhood; hoping none of them are lousy. Sheesh, why didn’t I do this three months ago? Thank you thank you thank you!!

Second, you might notice that I’ve added an ad to the sidebar over there. I wasn’t actively looking for advertisers when the owner of Evymama — a Toronto maternity and breastfeeding boutique with a new online store — contacted me. I took a look at her site and her business, and it seemed like a great fit. I wouldn’t put up an ad for just anybody, but a Canadian owned and operated site for new mothers? I’m all over that. (And heck, the money does come in handy!) Welcome, Evymama, to the Postcards from the Mothership community!

Third, I’ve been stepping out on you again. A couple of months ago, I was asked to contribute a weekly column to a new online bloggy magazine about living with technology called TechLifePost. My column, which appears every Thursday, is loosely focused on technologies and families. It’s called Digital, Baby! It’s been driving me crazy to be writing in a commentless vacuum, so feel free to wander over there and chat up the place. It’s been fun writing in a new forum, but surprisingly stressful because I’m writing as part of a team and not just on my own whim and whimsey. I’m always scrambling for ideas, though, so I’d welcome your input.

Phew, I’ve been meaning to get around to posting some of this stuff for weeks. Feels good to finally get it out of my head!!

I did it!! I did it!!I did it!!

I’m dancing around the living room with Lucas singing, “We did it!!!” I fixed all the problems (that, erm, I had created in the first place) in transferring over to my new blog host. I figured out that my SQL database wouldn’t populate because I was using the wrong version of SQL (and let me tell you, I felt a cold finger of dread performing the bloggy equivalent of open heart surgery with a box cutter when I was mucking about in those SQL tables, trying to cut and paste them when the file was too big!!!) and then I figured out why my wp-config file wasn’t reading the databases correctly. After 48 hours of headache, five calls and four e-mails to technical support and about sixty filezilla uploads and downloads, I DID IT!!!!

Oh how I missed you, my pretty blog. There were a few dark hours there where I thought I might never see you again, and I felt guilty remorse for the horrible way I’ve neglected you over the past few months.

I swear, my darling blog, I’ll never leave you again!

Anecdotal aside: yesterday, I was asking Beloved how to set up our printer-scanner thingamawhatchacallit so I could scan some reciepts before I send them to the health insurance company. He said, “You just plug it into the USB port on the laptop and it’s ready to go.” When I kind of muttered and asked him to do it for me, he said, “Let me get this straight. With no idea how to use the coding languages, you’ll edit your PHP files and your SQL databases, but you can’t figure out how to plug something into the USB port?”

I replied that it was all a part of the delightful package of contradictions and dichotomies that is me.

P.S. Did I mention I DID IT!!???!!!

P.P.S. I know, some of the images are missing, including the blog banner. I have to resave my images file on the new server, but after Lucas and I finish our victory dance, there are a few (ahem, hundred) things around here I’ve neglected while parsing my blog code, like feeding the kids. It’ll all be back to normal eventually, now that the scary part is fixed.

We now return to our regularly scheduled blogging

Sorry about the downtime. I dunno what happened, but my host’s server crashed in a big way. They said they fixed it around midnight last night, but I was still getting funky error messages that you might have seen if you dropped by earlier today. After raising four tickets in eight hours, all of which they ignored, I took matters into my own damn hands and restored my own database and upgraded my WordPress installation to boot.

And I cooked up a mean pot of chili while I was doing it!

Sorry about the interruption.

The day the comments came back

Remember back when I made the switch from my blogger.com domain to my own domain, and I was heartbroken that I couldn’t find a way to import all the old haloscan comments?

Thanks to a 90 minute nap in my lap on the part of Lucas and the easy-peasey instructions and scripts from this guy (rockstar, first class) I managed to import all 10,000 of the old comments!! (Well, almost. One file had an error in it, but I’m hoping to get that ironed out soon. And 9000 out of 10000 comments retrieved is still pretty darn good.)

YAY!!!!!!

Vote, eh?

It’s no secret that I’m a fan of the Canadian Blog Awards, and I even played along this year in the administration of the awards this year, judging eligibility in a few categories and participating in a loose sort of e-mail advisory board on the set-up and direction of the awards. (Disclosure: I didn’t do any judging in a category in which I made a nomination – and I nominated quite a few blogs this year! – or in which I was nominated.)

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Now, the nominees are in and it’s time to vote! There are two rounds of voting. The first round will winnow the category down to five blogs, and the second round will choose the winners. New this year, you can only vote once during the entire round of voting – I have no idea how I’m going to choose in some categories!

I nominated a couple of blogs in the Best Family Blog category: Under the Mad Hat and Where am I Going and Why am I in this Handbasket are smart, thoughtful and often funny bloggers that I deeply admire, and I’m honoured to be nominated along with them. Andrea and Bub and Pie have been nominated in the Best Blogosphere Citizen category, and Cinnamon Gurl has my vote locked for Best Art/Photo Blog. Suze at work in progress… gets my vote for Best Personal Blog, and Ali’s got a new blog nominated for Best Entertainment/Culture Blog.

(There are many, many more – I’m just running out of time to throw together this post!)

So you don’t have to vote every day, but it would be wonderful if you’d vote once per round — and you don’t have to be Canadian to vote, just someone who appreciates Canadian blogs. And, well, you know me well enough by now to know that I’d be really happy if you’d happen to vote for me!

In need of a good home?

I know of a home in search of a dog. (No, not mine, but if you’ve been reading recently, you’ll know who.) If you might happen to know of anyone in the Ottawa area who knows of a big, friendly, mature dog in need of a good home, I’d love to hear from you. Ideally, the dog is well-socialized to people, tolerant with kids, decent on and off a leash, good for long walks and rides in the car, and playful without being overly hyperactive. E-mail me at danicanada (at) gmail (dot) com and I’ll put you in touch with someone who would love to hear from you!

Edited to add: found one! They adopted a lovely year-old shepherd mix they found through petfinder.com and named her Max. I guess that takes “Max” out of the running for naming the Player to Be Named Later!

Highs and lows in customer service

I may have mentioned (*grins gleefully*) that I got Beloved a Wii for his birthday this year. I started thinking about looking for one way back in August, and even then was having trouble locating one. When I finally found one online at theSource.ca at the end of September, I jumped on the opportunity, ordered it online and had it delivered to my parents’ house.

At the beginning of November, I happened to be flipping through a Source/Circuit City flyer, and saw that they had (as had most retailers) dropped the price of the Wii console by $20. Great, I thought, and went to the store in the Rideau Centre to ask how I could get the $20 credited to my account. First, they said they couldn’t do it at all. Then they said the Wii I ordered was of a different caliber (??) and the price on those units had not dropped. Then a second person said regardless, you bought it online you have to talk to the online people.

Okay, fair enough. I bought it online, I will continue to deal with them that way. So I called the customer service number, and argued my way through an employee and two supervisors, all of whom declined to credit my account for the measly $20 difference. “Our price guarantee is only good for 30 days,” they insisted.

“But, it was a Christmas gift!” I countered.

“Well, you didn’t indicate that when you ordered it in September,” they said.

“I ordered it online,” I replied. “There was nowhere for me to indicate any such thing, or I would have.”

“Well, no,” they said. “You would have had to place your order by phone. And anyway, the 30 day price guarantee is firm. We’re sorry, but no.”

“But!” I sputtered. “I’ll just take the whole unit, still in it’s shipping packaging, and return it to one of your stores and then rebuy it. Why are you making me go through all this? It’s terrible customer service!”

“You can’t return it,” was the blunt reply. “The 30 day rule also applies to refunds, returns and exchanges.”

“But!” I sputtered again, by now appalled in addition to frustrated and annoyed. “What if there’s a problem with it?”

“We’re sorry, ma’am, but those are the rules.” was the helpful reply.

In contrast:

The same week, I found $30 worth of unused but long-since expired gift certificates from the Rideau Centre in an old purse. I had received them in May of 2006 and the expiry date on them was clearly marked as May of 2007.

Disappointed but hopeful, I brought my expired gift certificates to the customer service desk, thinking of all the times I’d heard that expired gift certificates were invalidated and not honoured and prepared to argue at least a little bit over their validity.

“Oh, that’s absolutely no problem,” said the friendly woman behind the counter. “Heck, we get them a lot older than this – sometimes ten years old or more. Hang on, let me convert those to a gift card for you so it won’t expire and you can use them any old time you please.” And I went happily on my way, fresh gift card clutched in my grateful fingers.

Now that’s customer service.

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Just a quick question: on my laptop, my banner is not displaying. It’s fine on any other computers I’ve been on recently, including our desktop. Very weird. No photos I host on my own site are displaying on the laptop, whether I view through IE or Firefox. I was just wondering if any of you are having the same problem?

One thousand (!)

Did you know that the letter A does not appear in the English spelling of any number lower than “one thousand”? Oh, the trivial gifts the Interwebs give to me.

One thousand. Like, a thousand words, or a Thousand Islands. Or, one thousand posts.

Yes, my bloggy peeps, this is my one-thousandth post. One thousand posts in not-quite 34 months. The mind boggles.

You know, I always wanted to be a writer, and I always knew that I had an easy style when it came to stringing words together — but I always feared I had nothing to write about. *snicker*

And now, in honour of my one-thousandth post, a couple of favourite subjects: Books! Memes! BOOK MEMES!!

(Thanks to Raising WEG, from whom I filched this one.)

This list is via the Guardian’s report of the top 20 books re-read by Britons. I’ve italicized those books I’ve read, and bold-faced the books I’ve read more than once.

  1. The Harry Potter Series by JK Rowling
  2. The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien
  3. Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen
  4. The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien
  5. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
  6. 1984 by George Orwell
  7. The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
  8. The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe by CS Lewis
  9. Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
  10. Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
  11. Notes from a Small Island by Bill Bryson
  12. To Kill a Mocking Bird by Harper Lee
  13. Flowers in the Attic by Virginia Andrews
  14. Black Beauty by Anna Sewell
  15. Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
  16. The Bible
  17. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
  18. Bridget Jones’s Diary by Helen Fielding
  19. Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
  20. Great Expectations by Charles Dickens

Hmmm, so I’ve read a lot of books Britons like to read, but didn’t enjoy them enough to re-read them. These books, however, are the first five that come to mind when I think about books that I’ve read more than once, and sometimes more than twice:

  1. Contact, by Carl Sagan
  2. Generation X, by Douglas Coupland
  3. Who Do You Think You Are, by Alice Munro
  4. The Shining, by Stephen King
  5. Shoeless Joe, by WP Kinsella

What books have you found worthy of re-reading?