Ack! Don’t have an original thought in my head lately, so I’m posting lots of filler waiting for the Muse to come back from getting that pack of smokes at the corner store. Hold on to your hats, it’s meme day yet again boys and girls.
But wait, first let me tell you my most excellent excuse for slacking off. You see, I have Somewhere Important To Go. (stands taller) I am meeting Andrea, one of my bloggy heroes, for coffee tomorrow – which will be today by the time you read this. Wicked cool, eh?
And now that you are so justifiably jealous of me this morning, let us continue with our meme. Renée, my Louisiana alter-ego, thought she had lifted this from me but she did not. It’s kind of like a tag in reverse, no? No? Oh well, I’m doing it anyway.
5 things I plan to do before I die:
1. Get paid for publishing an original work.
2. Spoil my grandchildren.
3. Go to Greece.
4. Colour my hair.
5. Get a piano and take lessons.
5 things I can do:
1. Converse in French – passably, not expertly.
2. Correctly punctuate ‘however’ and explain the difference between who and whom.
3. Clap with one hand.
4. Get up before 5 am on a regular basis and still be functional.
5. Eat foods so spicy they make other people weep.
5 things I cannot do:
1. Sing. Or dance. It’s downright embarrassing.
2. Leave well enough alone.
3. Remember how to spell ‘occasionally’ or ‘committee’.
4. Conquer clutter.
5. Resist memes.
5 things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. Personality.
2. Intelligence.
3. Sense of humour – the quirkier the better.
4. Kindness.
5. Really hot bod.
5 things that I say most often:
1. Bloody hell.
2. And your point is?
3. Sit Down On Your Bum NOW!
4. I’m SO blogging this.
5. What was I doing/saying?
5 celebrity crushes:
1. Evan Farmer (While you were out)
2. Ewan McGregor
3. Matt Damon
4. Johnny Depp
5. Harrison Ford
I’m supposed to tag five people now (well, seven, but I slacked off because Renée did) but I think I might be the last person on the Internet to do this meme so I’ll leave this one open. Join in!
I’ll be out having coffee with Andrea if you need me. How lucky am I?
Categories: Memes
BIT*CH!
yes I get the green eyed monster too. Coffee….So over rated. And talking to a blog buddy!
Psssfffttttt!
More fun…
not to …
meet…
Them!
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hope you have a blast and I have not done this Meme and will becasue My muse has gone out and hasn’t been back in weeks…sure it’s on a curise somewhere.
I have heard you sing. It did not shatter glass, nor make me wince. I would listen again.
5 things that attract me to the opposite sex:
5. Really hot bod. ( I read that as Really hot food about 5 times).
totally jealous about the coffee. have fun!!!
The green eyed monster has me in a bear hug. Give Andrea a big sloppy wet kiss for me, okay?
Marla, we had a lot of fun talking about you behind your back. You should hear some of the stuff Andrea said about you! Scandalous!!
UG, you may be onto something with the food thing. And you are very kind in complimenting my singing. But does that mean you really do think I can’t dance? What’s WRONG with the way I dance??
xo Dani, with evil grin
Dani,
I’m glad you took the time to do this. Your answers made me smile. I enjoy ‘Bloody Hell’ myself, but I never work it into my daily chatter.
I’ll try to though.
Oh! Betrayed! LOL
Thanks for the compliment. Coffee was lovely, even if I didn’t have any, and i so appreciate you taking my mind off of my Franceslessness.
Coffee with Andrea? How jealous we are!!
tell me about it, my dear… can’t come up with all that much creative in most spheres of life… damned frustrating…
time of year, lunar cycle? whatever…
I wish I was having coffee with you and Andrea. I would SO blog about it and the fabulous time I’d have with you 😉 You have me clapping one-handedly now.
Wow – a real life blog date!! What fun – glad you enjoyed. Why does Andrea not drink coffee?
I do not drink coffee because it makes me sick to my stomach. Which is really not the effect I look for from caffeinated beverages. But it has encouraged me to learn to appreciate strong tea.