{"id":76,"date":"2005-04-20T13:26:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-20T13:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=76"},"modified":"2005-04-20T13:26:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-20T13:26:00","slug":"poop-dogs-and-other-rites-of-spring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2005\/04\/20\/poop-dogs-and-other-rites-of-spring\/","title":{"rendered":"Poop-dogs and other rites of spring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know what the weather has been like in your neck of the woods, but it sure has been fine around here lately.  (Yes, as a Canadian blog, it is once again time to discuss the weather as per the Canadian Blog TOS.  Rules is rules.) <\/p>\n<p>I am a summer kind of girl.  I love the heat, I even love the humidity.  Maybe it&#8217;s a Leo thing.  I love spring, too &#8211; the little flowers peeking through the soil, and the way the trees seem to get that green fuzzy cloud around them just before the leaves burst open.<\/p>\n<p>What I don&#8217;t like is picking up the winter supply of dog poop.  Yuck!  I tried to be proactive this year.  There were two good thaws in January and February, and I filled bags of brown snow then.  Before the snow melted entirely, I was out there in March chipping away at brown and yellow ice.  And yet, there were still mounds upon mounds by the time the last of the snow disappeared.  Did I mention yuck?  I don&#8217;t know why our dog is a poop factory, but surely she has some sort of deficiency that makes her poop three times her body weight every week.  That much poop is just not normal.<\/p>\n<p>So I spent a spectacular sunny Saturday afternoon with shovel and garbage bag in hand.  Since it was so lovely, I couldn&#8217;t justify keeping Tristan in the house; however, I also couldn&#8217;t let him run rampant through the biohazard that was the yard.  So he stayed on the deck and &#8216;helped&#8217;, inasmuch as driving me to distraction with comments and questions is helping.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Mommy, why does Katie poop?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Over there, Mommy!  There&#8217;s more over there.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Mommy, why doesn&#8217;t Katie wear a diaper?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Mommy, what are you doing?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Look, over there, you missed some.&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Mommy, where does poop go?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Mommy, why do you have to put the poop-dogs in the bag?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Questions continue to rain down on me, until&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Mommy, you&#8217;re doing such a good job.  Daddy will be so proud of how you made the yard pretty.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s a good kid.  And I think we&#8217;ll keep the dog, too.  For now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know what the weather has been like in your neck of the woods, but it sure has been fine around here lately. (Yes, as a Canadian blog, it is once again time to discuss the weather as per the Canadian Blog TOS. Rules is rules.) I am a summer kind of girl. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2005\/04\/20\/poop-dogs-and-other-rites-of-spring\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Poop-dogs and other rites of spring&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}