{"id":1369,"date":"2008-09-30T06:13:13","date_gmt":"2008-09-30T11:13:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=1369"},"modified":"2008-10-01T05:32:52","modified_gmt":"2008-10-01T10:32:52","slug":"grannys-revenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2008\/09\/30\/grannys-revenge\/","title":{"rendered":"Granny&#8217;s Revenge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was flipping through Tristan&#8217;s baby calendar the other day, comparing Tristan and Lucas at seven months of age.  (Heartbreakingly, I seem to have lost my 2004 kitchen calendar with all of Simon&#8217;s baby milestones.  I have every other year since 2001; I&#8217;m hoping it presents itself out of the clutter one of these days.)  It was interesting to compare my first and my third.  I can see, for instance, that they&#8217;re nearly the same weight, give or take half a pound on twenty pounds.  (Simon, I seem to remember, hit 20 lbs around four months of age!)  <\/p>\n<p>What really surprised me, though, was that Tristan was standing and &#8220;cruising the furniture&#8221; and up on his hands and knees rocking in a pre-crawl motion at this age whereas Lucas has only just reliably mastered sitting up.  I&#8217;m sure this has everything to do with their own developmental clocks and nothing to do with the fact that every time Lucas begins to lift himself up I sweep his knees out from under him and squash him back down to the ground.  Sorry, kid, I&#8217;m just not ready for you to get mobile.  How&#8217;s two years from now by you?<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, my mother is on the cusp of getting banned from the house.  Every time she gets near Lucas, she&#8217;s got him standing up on his feet, holding him while he bounces and encouraging him to walk.  And muttering something about &#8220;Granny&#8217;s Revenge.&#8221;  I don&#8217;t think she believes me, but so help me I&#8217;ll ban her from the house if she teaches that baby to walk before his first birthday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was flipping through Tristan&#8217;s baby calendar the other day, comparing Tristan and Lucas at seven months of age. (Heartbreakingly, I seem to have lost my 2004 kitchen calendar with all of Simon&#8217;s baby milestones. I have every other year since 2001; I&#8217;m hoping it presents itself out of the clutter one of these days.) &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2008\/09\/30\/grannys-revenge\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Granny&#8217;s Revenge&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67,66,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-days","category-lucas","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}