{"id":1285,"date":"2008-06-05T07:46:25","date_gmt":"2008-06-05T12:46:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=1285"},"modified":"2008-06-05T07:48:40","modified_gmt":"2008-06-05T12:48:40","slug":"you-should-have-seen-the-look-on-her-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2008\/06\/05\/you-should-have-seen-the-look-on-her-face\/","title":{"rendered":"You should have seen the look on her face"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lesson learned: three things you should never say in the fitting room of a clothing store:<\/p>\n

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  1. Are you looking at me? Do you see me? (and, in a really, really bad Robert De Niro) Are YOU lookin’ at ME?<\/li>\n
  2. Lookit those cheeks, you chubby thing!<\/li>\n
  3. Peeky-peeky-peeky, I see you!!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    I’m sure the woman in the next cubby has never been more relieved to see a woman emerge from a fitting room chattering at her baby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Lesson learned: three things you should never say in the fitting room of a clothing store: Are you looking at me? Do you see me? (and, in a really, really bad Robert De Niro) Are YOU lookin’ at ME? Lookit those cheeks, you chubby thing! Peeky-peeky-peeky, I see you!! I’m sure the woman in the … Continue reading “You should have seen the look on her face”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67,17,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-days","category-life-the-universe-and-everything","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}