{"id":10755,"date":"2015-05-09T16:11:06","date_gmt":"2015-05-09T21:11:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=10755"},"modified":"2015-05-09T16:11:06","modified_gmt":"2015-05-09T21:11:06","slug":"photo-of-the-day-amateur-tulips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2015\/05\/09\/photo-of-the-day-amateur-tulips\/","title":{"rendered":"Photo of the day: Amateur tulips"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"drop_cap\">S<\/span>o I&#8217;m kneeling at the edge of the tulip bed in a skirt with my iPhone, trying to frame this shot without exposing my netherbits to the spring sunshine and I&#8217;m aware of the dude who has come up behind me with a tripod and ginormous lens but I&#8217;m almost done and I&#8217;ll soon be out of his way. <\/p>\n<p>A second guy comes up and asks him if he&#8217;s done yet and the first guy says quietly but clearly enough for me to hear, &#8216;Just waiting for amateur-hour to get out of the way.&#8217; I shoot them an evaluative look over my shoulders and decide I&#8217;m feeling cheeky.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You know,&#8221; I say, with a bit of a smile, &#8220;I made over three grand last year selling photos that I took with my iPhone.&#8221; Dude #1 looks somewhere between chastened and mortified but dude #2 is fascinated and we chat amiably for 10 minutes about selling stock while dude #1 sends death-glare eye daggers at his buddy. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Screen-Shot-2015-05-09-at-5.05.51-PM.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"Tulip to the sky\" width=\"638\" height=\"637\" class=\"frame aligncenter size-full wp-image-10756\" srcset=\"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Screen-Shot-2015-05-09-at-5.05.51-PM.png 638w, https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Screen-Shot-2015-05-09-at-5.05.51-PM-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Screen-Shot-2015-05-09-at-5.05.51-PM-500x500.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Also? Because tulips!<\/p>\n<p>(Sorry if we&#8217;re friends on Facebook and you&#8217;re seeing this story for the second time, but it was too fun not to share on the blog.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m kneeling at the edge of the tulip bed in a skirt with my iPhone, trying to frame this shot without exposing my netherbits to the spring sunshine and I&#8217;m aware of the dude who has come up behind me with a tripod and ginormous lens but I&#8217;m almost done and I&#8217;ll soon be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2015\/05\/09\/photo-of-the-day-amateur-tulips\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Photo of the day: Amateur tulips&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[75],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-project-365"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10755"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10759,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10755\/revisions\/10759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}