A good pun is its own reword

I’m a sucker for a quirky guy with a guitar and bad hair, and bad puns. A friend sent me these and I couldn’t help but share. Not only are they punny, but they’re quite clever… I had to read a couple of them more than once to find the pun. Or maybe that’s just a comment on the state of my brain these days!

• A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
• Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
• A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
• Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
• Sea captains don’t like crew cuts
• Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
• In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
• With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
• He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
• Every calendar’s days are numbered.
• A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
• A plateau is a high form of flattery

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You’re welcome!