A good pun is its own reword

by DaniGirl on March 26, 2008 · 5 comments

in Wordplay

I’m a sucker for a quirky guy with a guitar and bad hair, and bad puns. A friend sent me these and I couldn’t help but share. Not only are they punny, but they’re quite clever… I had to read a couple of them more than once to find the pun. Or maybe that’s just a comment on the state of my brain these days!

  • A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
  • Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
  • A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
  • Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
  • Sea captains don’t like crew cuts
  • Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
  • In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
  • With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
  • He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
  • Every calendar’s days are numbered.
  • A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
  • A plateau is a high form of flattery
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You’re welcome!

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Cait March 26, 2008 at 8:08 am

Love the puns!

And thanks for the birth story. It helped reverse all the previous posts where you freaked the heck out of me!

I’m glad your little family is doing well, and we miss you around here!

2 Madeleine March 26, 2008 at 8:26 am



3 daysgoby March 26, 2008 at 8:53 am

Great puns!

captcha: Greene Over-Eat


4 cinnamon gurl March 26, 2008 at 10:02 am

Oh those are great! Thanks!!

5 Steph March 27, 2008 at 11:18 am

Those were good some even made me laugh out loud

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