Time to examine the cold, hard facts of whom is more deserving of your Canadian Blog Award votes: the comedian, published author, TV personality, philanthropist and national cultural icon – or, well, me.
I think a head-to-head comparison will prove illustrious.
Rick Mercer: biting sarcasm.
Me: biting preschoolers.
Rick Mercer: mocks Americans.
Me: loves Americans. USA! USA!! USA!!!
Rick Mercer: high profile friends.
Me: world’s best bloggy friends.
Rick Mercer: supported by the deep pockets of the CBC. **
Me: unsupported. (Well, mostly.)
Rick Mercer: no blog comments allowed.
Me: lives for comments.
Rick Mercer: prone to rants.
Me: prone to rambles.
Rick Mercer: obsessed with Photoshop.
Me: obsessed with Google.
Rick Mercer: political satirist.
Me: potty satirist.
Rick Mercer: thousands of rabid fans.
Me: two fans, occasionally prone to drooling.
Oh look, I win!! (But you can go ahead and vote, if you were going to anyway.)
** Phew, it’s a good think I never signed up for Ad Sense. The pennies-per-month click-thru revenues would have probably exceeded Rick Mercer’s budget from the CBC and left me the underdog in this category.
You know Dani…I think your TRYING TO get Rick Mercer to notice you. If I didn’t know you better I’d think you had a wee crush on good old Rick. 😉
I’ll be watching to see if he tries to take you out.
🙂
Off to vote…but for whom? Still waitng for my pitance.
Of course I’ll keep voting!!
I KNEW there was a reason I voted for you, Dani!
Love, The American
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