{"id":945,"date":"2007-08-11T22:26:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-11T22:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=945"},"modified":"2007-08-11T22:26:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-11T22:26:00","slug":"the-one-with-the-naked-princess-of-course","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2007\/08\/11\/the-one-with-the-naked-princess-of-course\/","title":{"rendered":"The one with the naked princess, of course"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The boys have been running around all day, and we all need some quiet time. I ask Simon what he wants to watch. <em>Quelle surprise<\/em>, he wants to watch Star Wars.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Which one do you want to watch,&#8221; I ask. &#8220;The one with the Jawas, the one where Han gets frozen in carbonite, or the one with the Ewoks?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; clarifies Simon, &#8220;I want the one with the naked princess with the gun.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s THREE, for chrissake. THREE!!<\/p>\n<p>(Okay, so I don&#8217;t know a single guy born between 1965 and 1985 who didn&#8217;t have the same crush, but I had no idea <a href=\"http:\/\/www.leiasmetalbikini.com\/members\/whatsnew.html\">Leia&#8217;s Metal Bikini <\/a>had its own fan site, let alone <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_One_with_the_Princess_Leia_Fantasy\">an episode of Friends<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>(<em>Edited to add:<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedentedhelmet.com\/forums\/\">this exists<\/a>, with more than 7000 threads and 125000 posts, and yet <em>*I&#8217;m*<\/em> the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=no&#038;q=strange%20internet%20places&amp;lr=\">strangest place on the Internet<\/a>?!?!?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The boys have been running around all day, and we all need some quiet time. I ask Simon what he wants to watch. Quelle surprise, he wants to watch Star Wars. &#8220;Which one do you want to watch,&#8221; I ask. &#8220;The one with the Jawas, the one where Han gets frozen in carbonite, or the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2007\/08\/11\/the-one-with-the-naked-princess-of-course\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The one with the naked princess, of course&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ah-me-boys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}