Tristan told his first joke the other day.<\/p>\n
“How do you stop a cat from meowing in the back seat?”<\/p>\n
“You throw him in the front seat.”<\/p>\n
I laughed, partly because lame though it was, I’d never heard it before, but mostly because I was delighted that Tristan joins a long line of ancestry in love with bad jokes.<\/p>\n
Of course, that was immediately followed by a thousand nonsensical and increasingly unfunny versions from both boys, including “How do you get a pepperoni to stop pizzaing in the back seat?” “You put it in the front seat.” If nothing else, they got the format down pat.<\/p>\n
Previously, knock-knock jokes reigned supreme. My repitoire for knock-knock jokes is unparalleled.<\/p>\n
Knock-knock.<\/em> Knock-knock.<\/em> Knock-knock.<\/em> The boys are good at memorizing them, but also favour the non-seqitor over an actual pun. For instance:<\/p>\n Knock-knock.<\/em> I think we need some new material. Care to dip into your repretoire and share your fave kid jokes?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Tristan told his first joke the other day. “How do you stop a cat from meowing in the back seat?” “You throw him in the front seat.” I laughed, partly because lame though it was, I’d never heard it before, but mostly because I was delighted that Tristan joins a long line of ancestry in … Continue reading “Knock knock”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-the-universe-and-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=905"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Who’s there?<\/em>
Isabelle.<\/em>
Isabelle who?<\/em>
Isabelle broken? I had to knock.<\/em>
<\/em><\/p>\n
Who’s there?<\/em>
Police.<\/em>
Police who?<\/em>
Po-lice open the door, it’s freezing out here.<\/em>
<\/em><\/p>\n
Who’s there?<\/em>
Dwayne.<\/em>
Dwayne who?<\/em>
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!<\/em><\/p>\n
Who’s there?<\/em>
C3p0.<\/em>
C3p0 who?<\/em>
C3P0 ate spaghetti for dinner!<\/em><\/p>\n