I’m writing a quick e-mail, and Beloved happens to look over my shoulder at the monitor.<\/p>\n
“Woot?” he asks, reading my first line. “What are you, an owl with a speech impediment?”<\/p>\n
“Woot!” I say. “Sheesh, get with the lingo, dude. Woot is old skool now. Squee is the new woot.”<\/p>\n
He lowers his head into his hands, shoulders drooping. “I’m married to a thirteen year old,” he sighs.<\/p>\n
“This is a bloggable moment!” I exclaim brightly, clicking to open the Blogger dashboard.<\/p>\n
He shakes his head in resignation and walks away muttering to himself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I’m writing a quick e-mail, and Beloved happens to look over my shoulder at the monitor. “Woot?” he asks, reading my first line. “What are you, an owl with a speech impediment?” “Woot!” I say. “Sheesh, get with the lingo, dude. Woot is old skool now. Squee is the new woot.” He lowers his head … Continue reading “A bloggable moment”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-it-is-all-about-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=854"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2640,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854\/revisions\/2640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}