{"id":807,"date":"2007-03-20T12:39:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-20T12:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=807"},"modified":"2007-03-20T12:39:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-20T12:39:00","slug":"real-moms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2007\/03\/20\/real-moms\/","title":{"rendered":"Real moms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chantal at <a href=\"http:\/\/breadcrumbsinthebutter.typepad.com\/bread_crumbs_in_the_butte\/2007\/03\/real_moms.html\">Breadcrumbs in the Butter <\/a>(one of the funniest moms I know) tagged me for this meme on real moms. The idea is to use the phrase &#8220;real moms&#8221; as a writing prompt. I loved what she wrote, and had a hard time deciding where I wanted to go with this one.<\/p>\n<p>Real moms laugh. A lot.<br \/>Real moms work outside the home.<br \/>Real moms breastfeed exclusively.<br \/>Real moms always put the needs of their family first.<br \/>Real moms hire cleaning ladies.<br \/>Real moms let their babies cry it out.<br \/>Real moms use cloth diapers.<br \/>Real moms believe in circumcision.<br \/>Real moms choose public schools.<br \/>Real moms trust the experts.<br \/>Real moms feed their kids only home-made, organic, preservative-free food.<br \/>Real moms go to church.<br \/>Real moms believe spanking is child abuse.<br \/>Real moms believe in the family bed.<br \/>Real moms think a child belongs in his\/her own bed.<br \/>Real moms believe in corporal punishment.<br \/>Real moms are athiests.<br \/>Real moms consider opening a can of spaghettios making dinner.<br \/>Real moms trust their instincts.<br \/>Real moms choose private schools.<br \/>Real moms are horrified by circumcision.<br \/>Real moms use disposable diapers.<br \/>Real moms would never dream of letting their babies cry it out.<br \/>Real moms love to clean the house.<br \/>Real moms aren&#8217;t afraid to put themselves first sometimes.<br \/>Real moms bottle feed exclusively.<br \/>Real moms stay at home with their kids.<br \/>Real moms cry. A lot.<\/p>\n<p>Real moms love their kids.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m supposed to tag five other people. Hmm, okay, I&#8217;d like to see what <a href=\"http:\/\/twinmomplusone.blogspot.com\/\">TwinMom<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blog-pourri.blogspot.com\/\">Nancy<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.itsjustapie.blogspot.com\/\">Alison<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/bubandpie.blogspot.com\/\">Bub and Pie <\/a>and <a href=\"http:\/\/aboutmiche.blogspot.com\/\">Miche <\/a>have to say.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chantal at Breadcrumbs in the Butter (one of the funniest moms I know) tagged me for this meme on real moms. The idea is to use the phrase &#8220;real moms&#8221; as a writing prompt. I loved what she wrote, and had a hard time deciding where I wanted to go with this one. Real moms &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2007\/03\/20\/real-moms\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Real moms&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-the-universe-and-everything","category-memes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=807"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}