{"id":806,"date":"2007-03-19T12:11:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-19T12:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=806"},"modified":"2007-03-19T12:11:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-19T12:11:00","slug":"i-cant-believe-im-writing-a-post-about-urinals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2007\/03\/19\/i-cant-believe-im-writing-a-post-about-urinals\/","title":{"rendered":"I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m writing a post about urinals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I like to think I know from boys.  Growing up, I spent a lot more time hanging out with boys than with girls, espeically in those teen years when gender differences become prevalent.  Then I married not one but two guys (although not at the same time), and of course I contributed to the world&#8217;s male population with two sons of my own.<\/p>\n<p>Being the primary caregiver for two sets of male apparatus has been enlightening.  For example, I didn&#8217;t know before I had boys of my own that the fly in underwear is purely for decoration and not for utility.  I had no idea that you have to take care in pointing a baby boy&#8217;s bits in just the right direction when closing up a diaper or risk leakage. And I had no idea the extent to which those bits extended beyond plumbing and procreation to the realm of imaginary friend and playmate.<\/p>\n<p>Being surrounded as I am by the XY chromosome, I was interested to read this article in the weekend <em>Citizen<\/em> about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.canada.com\/ottawacitizen\/news\/homes\/story.html?id=849f5ce6-037f-4ae9-8260-309bcab86731\">new trend toward home urinals<\/a>. Yes, you read it here first. That article was interesting enough in itself, but what truly fascinated me was the final paragraph.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Perhaps the real appeal of having a urinal at home is that it offers a taste of the sort of freedom men can experience in only a natural or rural setting. As one designer admitted, off the record, rather than a urinal at home, what men really want is a bathroom door that leads directly to a patch of lawn and a strategically placed tree.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I had no idea that the ability to pee outside was anything more than a convenient option. It&#8217;s actually a preference?<\/p>\n<p>Clearly, I still have a lot to learn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like to think I know from boys. Growing up, I spent a lot more time hanging out with boys than with girls, espeically in those teen years when gender differences become prevalent. Then I married not one but two guys (although not at the same time), and of course I contributed to the world&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2007\/03\/19\/i-cant-believe-im-writing-a-post-about-urinals\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m writing a post about urinals&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-the-universe-and-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=806"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}