{"id":803,"date":"2007-03-16T13:52:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-16T18:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=803"},"modified":"2016-09-04T06:45:36","modified_gmt":"2016-09-04T11:45:36","slug":"random-blog-silliness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2007\/03\/16\/random-blog-silliness\/","title":{"rendered":"Random blog silliness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know, I still owe you a post for Tristan&#8217;s birthday. It&#8217;s okay, as long as I get it in before he&#8217;s old enough to read, I&#8217;m good.<\/p>\n<p>In the meanwhile, in lieu of anything particularly thought provoking or time consuming, I thought I&#8217;d steal this idea from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mamatulip.com\/?p=511\">Mama Tulip<\/a>. Four of these five statements are true; one is a fib. Can you tell my fact from fiction? (Those of you who know me well likely know the truth &#8211; if you do, don&#8217;t tell!)<\/p>\n<p>1.) In a fit of defiance and independence, I had my belly button pierced despite my ex-husband&#8217;s opinion that I should not get it done. It became horrendously infected and I had to take it out after less than a month. I still have the scar.<\/p>\n<p>2.) While traveling solo through Europe, on a train from Munich to Salzburg I was propositioned by a man who told me he had just been released from prison. He was escorted off the train because his &#8216;ticket&#8217; was hand-written on a cocktail napkin.<\/p>\n<p>3.) Beloved and I met in a bar. He was in the Fine Arts program at the University of Westen Ontario at the time. The night we met, he invited me back to his apartment to &#8220;see his drawings&#8221;. I said yes, and we&#8217;ve been together ever since.<\/p>\n<p>4.) We were visiting my in-laws one summer weekend for the first time. My mother-in-law had just baked two lemon meringue pies for a charity auction and had left them on a shelf in her utility room to cool. We went out for dinner and in our absence, my exhuberant puppy-brained dog licked exactly half the meringue off each of the two pies, leaving the yellow lemon base. I walked into the utility room and froze when I saw the half-demeringued pies, and contemplated for a long minute simply packing the dog into the car and returning home without a word, never to return.<\/p>\n<p>5.) Our long and convoluted fertility and IVF stories, from the first miscarriage in 2000 through the IUIs, the IVF, Tristan&#8217;s birth, Simon&#8217;s surprise arrival, our Frostie adventure and even the miscarriage last November will be featured in a story in the May issue of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chatelaine.com\/english\/index.jsp\">Chatelaine<\/a> magazine.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a terrible liar in person &#8211; can I pull it off on the blog? Which one is a fib?<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Edited to add:<\/strong> only one day remains in the Great Canadian Rimroller Contest! <a href=\"http:\/\/momm-eh.blogspot.com\/2007\/03\/great-rimroller-contest.html\">Enter today!<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know, I still owe you a post for Tristan&#8217;s birthday. It&#8217;s okay, as long as I get it in before he&#8217;s old enough to read, I&#8217;m good. In the meanwhile, in lieu of anything particularly thought provoking or time consuming, I thought I&#8217;d steal this idea from Mama Tulip. Four of these five statements &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2007\/03\/16\/random-blog-silliness\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Random blog silliness&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-the-universe-and-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=803"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12037,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions\/12037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}