{"id":7375,"date":"2012-09-23T08:57:37","date_gmt":"2012-09-23T13:57:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=7375"},"modified":"2016-08-14T13:46:03","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T18:46:03","slug":"in-which-she-discovers-the-effect-of-a-roll-of-toilet-paper-on-a-load-of-laundry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2012\/09\/23\/in-which-she-discovers-the-effect-of-a-roll-of-toilet-paper-on-a-load-of-laundry\/","title":{"rendered":"In which she discovers the effect of a roll of toilet paper on a load of laundry"},"content":{"rendered":"

H<\/span>ave you ever wondered what might happen if you throw a roll of toilet paper into a load of laundry? Or moreso, a roll of one-ply paper on a load of dark dress clothes? Well wonder no more, bloggy peeps, because there is NOTHING I will not do in the name of scientific examination and blog fodder.<\/p>\n

Le voila!<\/p>\n

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Impressive, eh? And of the irony of sitting on the can just minutes before making this discovery, looking at the empty toilet paper holder and thinking, “That’s funny, I was sure I had an extra roll around here somewhere.”<\/p>\n

My black dress pants, which I always wash on delicate and hang to dry. There are not enough lint brushes in the world to deal with this.<\/p>\n

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And to complete our scientific journey of exploration, here is what a roll of one-ply tissue (more irony – we use one-ply because it breaks down easily, better for the septic system) looks like after an encounter with a high-efficiency front loader:<\/p>\n

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Do you think having a wardrobe that looks like a snowstorm barfed on it is a decent reason to miss work on Monday?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Have you ever wondered what might happen if you throw a roll of toilet paper into a load of laundry? Or moreso, a roll of one-ply paper on a load of dark dress clothes? Well wonder no more, bloggy peeps, because there is NOTHING I will not do in the name of scientific examination and … Continue reading “In which she discovers the effect of a roll of toilet paper on a load of laundry”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[109,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-happy-home","category-life-the-universe-and-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7375"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11995,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7375\/revisions\/11995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}