{"id":613,"date":"2006-09-19T12:03:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-19T12:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=613"},"modified":"2006-09-19T12:03:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-19T12:03:00","slug":"audrey-hepburn-i-aint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2006\/09\/19\/audrey-hepburn-i-aint\/","title":{"rendered":"Audrey Hepburn I ain&#8217;t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this may come as a surprise to you, but I&#8217;m not much of a fashionista. You&#8217;re shocked, aren&#8217;t you? (Okay, stop laughing.)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll admit, just about everything I know about style and fashion I get from <a href=\"http:\/\/tlc.discovery.com\/fansites\/whatnottowear\/whatnottowear.html\">What Not To Wear<\/a>. That&#8217;s how I learned to stop wearing faded denim cropped tight at the ankle and get on board with my now beloved if ill-fitting wide-leg, low-rise, dark-wash jeans. The one message that has been drilled into my head over the past few years is that skinny-leg pants are evil. EVIL!<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s why I was so alarmed the other day when we were watching the premier of Survivor and <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=wk1MnEzvnLk\">this ad <\/a>for GAP&#8217;s latest look came on. If you can&#8217;t see it on YouTube, you can see it on GAP&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gap.com\/browse\/home.do\">home page<\/a>, too.<\/p>\n<p>I must admit, I cried bitter, salty tears when I saw it. Of all this season&#8217;s fashion trends (more of that horrid puffy skirt, the big ruffled shirt, 80s shoulder pads and leg warmers) could you imagine one that would make a chubby pregnant woman of advanced maternal age look more ridiculous than skinny black jeans?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this may come as a surprise to you, but I&#8217;m not much of a fashionista. You&#8217;re shocked, aren&#8217;t you? (Okay, stop laughing.) I&#8217;ll admit, just about everything I know about style and fashion I get from What Not To Wear. That&#8217;s how I learned to stop wearing faded denim cropped tight at the ankle &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2006\/09\/19\/audrey-hepburn-i-aint\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Audrey Hepburn I ain&#8217;t&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=613"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}