{"id":592,"date":"2006-08-29T00:20:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-29T00:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=592"},"modified":"2006-08-29T00:20:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-29T00:20:00","slug":"best-bedtime-avoidance-excuse-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2006\/08\/29\/best-bedtime-avoidance-excuse-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Best bedtime-avoidance excuse ever"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tristan just crept down the stairs, maybe 10 minutes after Beloved tucked him in and finished tonight’s chapters from Captain Underpants<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n

Tristan, sotto voce: “Mommy, where’s the fermoliter?”
Me, searching mental databanks for ‘fermoliter’: “Uhhhhhh…”<\/p>\n

Tristan: “Because I have the hiccups.”
Me: *bursts into laughter*<\/p>\n

Ohhhhhh, the fermoliter<\/em>!!!! Now I get it.
Fermoliter = thermometer, which is needed to combat the dire symptom of hiccups. Right, makes perfect sense.<\/p>\n

He’s since been downstairs once more with the eucalyptus chest cream. For the hiccups, you see.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tristan just crept down the stairs, maybe 10 minutes after Beloved tucked him in and finished tonight’s chapters from Captain Underpants. Tristan, sotto voce: “Mommy, where’s the fermoliter?”Me, searching mental databanks for ‘fermoliter’: “Uhhhhhh…” Tristan: “Because I have the hiccups.”Me: *bursts into laughter* Ohhhhhh, the fermoliter!!!! Now I get it.Fermoliter = thermometer, which is needed … Continue reading “Best bedtime-avoidance excuse ever”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}