{"id":453,"date":"2006-04-10T10:51:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-10T10:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=453"},"modified":"2006-04-10T10:51:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-10T10:51:00","slug":"but-where-does-god-buy-his-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2006\/04\/10\/but-where-does-god-buy-his-car\/","title":{"rendered":"But where does God buy his car?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tristan starts Catholic school in September, but I still haven&#8217;t found just the right place to start introducing the concepts of God and Jesus and the Church. We had a few goes of it at Christmas, but I don&#8217;t think much sunk in. Luckily, a perfect opportunity presented itself in the car recently.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Tristan<\/strong>: &#8220;What&#8217;s that little store over there?&#8221;<br \/><strong>Me<\/strong>: &#8220;Um, that&#8217;s not a store, sweetie, that&#8217;s a church.&#8221;<\/em> And please give me credit here for restraining myself on the topic of what they might be selling.<\/p>\n<p>(pause)<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Tristan<\/strong>: &#8220;A church?&#8221;<br \/><strong>Me <\/strong>(<\/em>carefully<em>): &#8220;A church is where people go to talk to God.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll bet you can see this one coming, can&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Tristan<\/strong>: &#8220;God?&#8221;<\/em><br \/><strong>Me<\/strong> (feigning casualness): <em>&#8220;Um hmmm. God<\/em>. (pause) <em>Some people believe God created everything &#8211; the grass, the trees, the stars and the moon<\/em>. (with growing confidence) <em>Some people believe that God is the father of all of the people in the world.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>(cringe a little bit, consider some revisions, wait to see how this dust settles first)<\/p>\n<p>(thoughtful pause)<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Tristan<\/strong>: &#8220;Mommy?&#8221;<br \/><strong>Me<\/strong>: &#8220;Yes, sweetie?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Tristan<\/strong>: &#8220;Where did our car come from?&#8221;<br \/><strong>Me<\/strong>: &#8220;A car store.&#8221;<br \/><strong>Tristan<\/strong>: &#8220;Oh. Okay.&#8221;<\/em><br \/><em><br \/><\/em>I&#8217;m both pleased and unsurprised that our first philosophical discussion on religion has turned out to be rather circular in nature.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tristan starts Catholic school in September, but I still haven&#8217;t found just the right place to start introducing the concepts of God and Jesus and the Church. We had a few goes of it at Christmas, but I don&#8217;t think much sunk in. Luckily, a perfect opportunity presented itself in the car recently. Tristan: &#8220;What&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2006\/04\/10\/but-where-does-god-buy-his-car\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;But where does God buy his car?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}