From upstairs, sounds of merriment. A little too much merriment. Beloved goes up to investigate.<\/p>\n
*laughter*<\/p>\n
*indignant sounds from Beloved*<\/p>\n
*silence*<\/p>\n
I look up as Beloved comes back down the stairs, his eyeballs visibly rolling. I’m almost afraid to ask.<\/p>\n
“Remember those new electric toothbrushes I bought last week?” he asks.<\/p>\n
I nod.<\/p>\n
“They were racing them across the bathroom floor.”<\/p>\n
I pause, considering. “Um, they had wheels?”<\/p>\n
“No!”<\/p>\n
Ick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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