{"id":352,"date":"2006-01-13T14:17:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-13T14:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=352"},"modified":"2006-01-13T14:17:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-13T14:17:00","slug":"those-isabella-rosellini-cheeks-of-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2006\/01\/13\/those-isabella-rosellini-cheeks-of-mine\/","title":{"rendered":"Those Isabella Rosellini cheeks of mine&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saw this over at <a href=\"http:\/\/phantomscribbler.blogspot.com\/\">Phantom Scribbler<\/a>, and totally couldn&#8217;t resist.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.myheritage.com\/FP\/Company\/face_recognition.php?s=1&amp;lang=EN\">MyHeritage<\/a> uses photo recognition technology to analyze your uploaded photo and tell you which celebrities you most resemble. How could I resist?<\/p>\n<p>I got ten celebrity matches to my face. My ego insists that I tell you that the first female on the list was Isabella Rossellini (54% match) followed by Chelsea Clinton (53% match).<\/p>\n<p>And then to shut up and walk away.<\/p>\n<p>However, in the name of truth and disclosure, I must also admit that the first five returns on the list were (blush):<\/p>\n<p>Zinedine Zidane &#8211; 68% match. (I know. I also said, &#8216;Who?&#8217; Apparently he&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zidane.net\/\">French soccer star<\/a>. Right.)<br \/>Oliver Stone &#8211; 66% match<br \/>Dennis (yikes) Quaid &#8211; 61% match<br \/>Pete Sampras &#8211; 60% match<br \/>Billy Bob Thornton &#8211; 53 % match<\/p>\n<p>Hmph.<\/p>\n<p>Couldn&#8217;t have been Angelina Jolie instead of Billy Bob, could it? Hell, even resembling Brad Pitt would have made me feel a little better.<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;ll take my Isabella Rossellini and cut my losses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saw this over at Phantom Scribbler, and totally couldn&#8217;t resist. MyHeritage uses photo recognition technology to analyze your uploaded photo and tell you which celebrities you most resemble. How could I resist? I got ten celebrity matches to my face. My ego insists that I tell you that the first female on the list was &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2006\/01\/13\/those-isabella-rosellini-cheeks-of-mine\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Those Isabella Rosellini cheeks of mine&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}