{"id":340,"date":"2006-01-04T12:53:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-04T12:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=340"},"modified":"2006-01-04T12:53:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-04T12:53:00","slug":"the-preschool-teenager","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2006\/01\/04\/the-preschool-teenager\/","title":{"rendered":"The preschool teenager"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What happened to my baby?<\/p>\n<p>Tristan&#8217;s new favourite hobby is to go into his room, shut his door, turn on his CD player and listen to music at eardrum-piercing levels.  He&#8217;s not even FOUR YEARS OLD, fercrissake.  At least he isn&#8217;t listening to Fiddy.  The CD he is blaring is (<em>quelle surprise<\/em>) Thomas the Tank Engine.<\/p>\n<p>Hmm, maybe Fiddy would be better&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What happened to my baby? Tristan&#8217;s new favourite hobby is to go into his room, shut his door, turn on his CD player and listen to music at eardrum-piercing levels. He&#8217;s not even FOUR YEARS OLD, fercrissake. At least he isn&#8217;t listening to Fiddy. The CD he is blaring is (quelle surprise) Thomas the Tank &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2006\/01\/04\/the-preschool-teenager\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The preschool teenager&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}