{"id":289,"date":"2005-11-19T19:27:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-19T19:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=289"},"modified":"2005-11-19T19:27:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-19T19:27:00","slug":"working-it-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2005\/11\/19\/working-it-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Working it out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>On the way to the gym this morning:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bloody hell, I&#8217;m going to have to scrape the car.  God, I&#8217;m sick of the cold already.  Oh great, snow all over my seat as I open the door.  Peachy.  Now I&#8217;m going to have a cold, wet ass all morning.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Grumble grumble.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t you even THINK about running out in front of my car.  I swear, kids these days don&#8217;t have the slightest sense of self-preservation.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Growl growl.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How nice.  Gas prices are up seven cents, and I forgot to fill up yesterday.  Figures.  Why does that always happen to me?  Why can&#8217;t I catch a break?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Snarl.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">***<\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"> <\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"><em>On the way home from the gym:<\/em><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"> <\/div>\n<div align=\"left\">&#8220;It&#8217;s going to be just perfect for the parade today!  Brisk but not too cold.  The boys are going to love it.  That little crust of snow makes everything look so festive.<\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"> <\/div>\n<div align=\"left\">&#8220;Aw, look at those kiddies building a snowman.  Their cheeks are rosy with the cold.  What a sweet picture!&#8221;<\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"> <\/div>\n<div align=\"left\">Contented sigh.<\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"> <\/div>\n<div align=\"left\">&#8220;Life is good.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"> <\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"><em>Conclusion:  I really should get to the gym more often.<\/em><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"> <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the way to the gym this morning: &#8220;Bloody hell, I&#8217;m going to have to scrape the car. God, I&#8217;m sick of the cold already. Oh great, snow all over my seat as I open the door. Peachy. Now I&#8217;m going to have a cold, wet ass all morning.&#8221; Grumble grumble. &#8220;Don&#8217;t you even THINK &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2005\/11\/19\/working-it-out\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Working it out&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}