{"id":283,"date":"2005-11-14T13:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-14T13:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=283"},"modified":"2005-11-14T13:50:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-14T13:50:00","slug":"dont-read-this-if-youre-eating-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2005\/11\/14\/dont-read-this-if-youre-eating-breakfast\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t read this if you&#8217;re eating breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ugh. I&#8217;d have to be feeling pretty crappy to not want to blog. Yep, feeling pretty darn crappy this morning. I think I picked up some sort of stomach bug in Toronto this weekend. Poor Simon yakked all over himself and his car seat about 40 minutes from my brother&#8217;s place on Friday, so I&#8217;m guessing there is something going around.<\/p>\n<p>And by the way, thank my lucky stars that it was my mother and not Beloved in the car when it happened. Beloved &#8211; well, let&#8217;s just say he doesn&#8217;t exactly shine in a crisis, and I&#8217;m glad my mother was riding shotgun when Simon started hurling on the 401 in rush-hour traffic.<\/p>\n<p>(In retrospect, it was pretty funny, what with Tristan screeching &#8220;My brother is barfing! He just barfed again!&#8221;, followed by a very panicked gag of his own. My mother interrupted her ongoing &#8220;It&#8217;s okay, it&#8217;s okay&#8221; patter of reassurance to both Simon and me to tell Tristan &#8220;Just look out the window. Don&#8217;t look at Simon. Ooo, look at all those big trucks.&#8221; What a scene.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, this is both probably the most unappetizing blog I&#8217;ve ever written, plus way more than I was intending to write. I had booked today off as a personal day to get organized after our trip and to start getting ready for Christmas, so I&#8217;m kind of annoyed be feeling so blah on a day I was supposed to have to myself. Maybe a nice nap and some mindless daytime TV will make me feel better.<\/p>\n<p>Come back later, and we&#8217;ll find something a little more cheerful to discuss&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ugh. I&#8217;d have to be feeling pretty crappy to not want to blog. Yep, feeling pretty darn crappy this morning. I think I picked up some sort of stomach bug in Toronto this weekend. Poor Simon yakked all over himself and his car seat about 40 minutes from my brother&#8217;s place on Friday, so I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2005\/11\/14\/dont-read-this-if-youre-eating-breakfast\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Don&#8217;t read this if you&#8217;re eating breakfast&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}