{"id":2696,"date":"2009-08-16T17:33:35","date_gmt":"2009-08-16T22:33:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=2696"},"modified":"2009-08-16T17:33:35","modified_gmt":"2009-08-16T22:33:35","slug":"the-apple-thief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2009\/08\/16\/the-apple-thief\/","title":{"rendered":"The Apple Thief"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"drop_cap\">I<\/span> was checking my e-mail and playing on the computer early yesterday morning when my &#8220;uh oh, it&#8217;s a little *too* quiet&#8221; radar went off.<\/p>\n<p>I poked my nose into the kitchen, and found Lucas kneeling contentedly smack in the middle of the kitchen table, a half-eaten apple in his hand.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/postcardsfromthemothership\/3823771441\/\" title=\"207:365 The apple thief by Dani_Girl, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2558\/3823771441_4071cbfc2d.jpg\" class=\"frame aligncenter\" width=\"366\" height=\"500\" alt=\"207:365 The apple thief\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Makes a pretty good companion to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/postcardsfromthemothership\/3435353101\/\">mischief in the pantry picture<\/a>, don&#8217;t you think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was checking my e-mail and playing on the computer early yesterday morning when my &#8220;uh oh, it&#8217;s a little *too* quiet&#8221; radar went off. I poked my nose into the kitchen, and found Lucas kneeling contentedly smack in the middle of the kitchen table, a half-eaten apple in his hand. Makes a pretty good &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2009\/08\/16\/the-apple-thief\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Apple Thief&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,79],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lucas","category-toddler-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2696"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2697,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2696\/revisions\/2697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}