{"id":2607,"date":"2009-07-28T15:55:02","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T20:55:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=2607"},"modified":"2009-07-28T15:56:31","modified_gmt":"2009-07-28T20:56:31","slug":"parents-day-at-the-pool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2009\/07\/28\/parents-day-at-the-pool\/","title":{"rendered":"Parent&#8217;s Day at the pool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is &#8220;Parent&#8217;s Day&#8221; at the boys&#8217; swimming lessons.  I hate Parent&#8217;s Day, I really do.  <\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;m a fairly participatory parent, as far as swim lessons go.  I don&#8217;t bring a book or wait in the lobby.  Nope, once a week, I&#8217;ll perch on an inevitably damp bench and sit in 900% humidity, paying careful attention for the sporadic occasions when one of them looks over so I can throw them my most enthusiastic thumbs-up and encouraging smile.<\/p>\n<p>But why, oh why, do I have to get wet?  Why can&#8217;t I just sit on my damp bench and sweat in peace?  I&#8217;m happy to listen to whatever the teacher has to say, to reinforce the lessons whenever possible and offer ample opportunities for practicing the week&#8217;s lesson at whatever pool we&#8217;re lucky enough to inhabit during the week.  But really, do I have to get into the pool?<\/p>\n<p>I remember Tristan&#8217;s first set of independent swimming lessons&#8230; I&#8217;d (gasp!) forgotten it was Parent&#8217;s Day on lesson five, and was so mortified to be without a bathing suit when we arrived that I almost jumped in in my jeans.  (I was such a pleaser back then.)(I&#8217;ve so gotten over that now.)(Mostly.)<\/p>\n<p>No such luck this time around.  The boys are beside themselves, torqued beyond the usual sky-high level of excitement, because today is Parent&#8217;s Day.  (Simon already says Tuesday is his favourite day of the week, because it&#8217;s swimming lessons day.  He said having me come in the pool is almost as exciting as Christmas.  No chance I&#8217;m staying dry tonight.)<\/p>\n<p>As if one Parent&#8217;s Day weren&#8217;t enough of a challenge, I&#8217;ve got concurrent Parent&#8217;s Days&#8230; I get to divide my half hour between Tristan&#8217;s and Simon&#8217;s classes, in two different pools (luckily, in the same complex at least.)  Beloved gets to stay home and put the baby to bed.<\/p>\n<p>Tristan&#8217;s class is working on jumping off the 10m platform.  I think I might accidentally spend most of the half hour with Simon&#8217;s class, practicing my back float.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is &#8220;Parent&#8217;s Day&#8221; at the boys&#8217; swimming lessons. I hate Parent&#8217;s Day, I really do. I think I&#8217;m a fairly participatory parent, as far as swim lessons go. I don&#8217;t bring a book or wait in the lobby. Nope, once a week, I&#8217;ll perch on an inevitably damp bench and sit in 900% humidity, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2009\/07\/28\/parents-day-at-the-pool\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Parent&#8217;s Day at the pool&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ah-me-boys","category-mothering-without-a-licence"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2607"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2609,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2607\/revisions\/2609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}