{"id":2448,"date":"2009-07-13T08:12:50","date_gmt":"2009-07-13T13:12:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=2448"},"modified":"2009-07-13T10:44:32","modified_gmt":"2009-07-13T15:44:32","slug":"another-chapter-in-the-apparently-endless-ipod-saga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2009\/07\/13\/another-chapter-in-the-apparently-endless-ipod-saga\/","title":{"rendered":"Another chapter in the (apparently endless) iPod saga"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those of you who have been around a while know I have, um, issues with iPods.  Or, perhaps more specifically, iPods seem to have issues with me.  Let&#8217;s take a moment to review my rather checkered iPod past, shall we?<\/p>\n<p>I joined the clan of the Apple faithful in August of 2006.  Beloved bought me a 1G iPod nano, and I loved the heck out of the little dickens.  Perhaps I loved it a little too much, though, because it <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2006\/08\/15\/the-day-the-music-died\/\">died an untimely death <\/a>a mere two and a half weeks later.<\/p>\n<p>The replacement iPod lasted a whole five months before it <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2007\/01\/28\/another-dead-ipod\/\">seized up and died <\/a>in the midst of transfering a play list from my computer one day.  Less than a year old, though, it was replaced under Apple&#8217;s one-year warranty protection plan.<\/p>\n<p>The new iPod, shipped straight from Apple, <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2007\/02\/06\/dead-ipod-redux\/\">died before I even opened the box<\/a>.  It arrived in a pre-deceased condition.  Seriously!<\/p>\n<p>So, if you&#8217;re keeping score, that&#8217;s four iPods in six months.  The next one lived a good life.  A whole eight months went by before I, um, <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2007\/10\/26\/what-we-have-here-is-an-ex-ipod\/\">laundered it to death <\/a>in the fall of 2007.<\/p>\n<p>And because the universe was running out of new and innovative ways to kill my iPod(s), the latest replacement was simply <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2008\/06\/25\/in-which-i-become-just-a-little-bit-more-jaded\/\">stolen out of my unlocked van <\/a>one night almost exactly a year ago.<\/p>\n<p>I replaced it, though, and I&#8217;ve come to be rather fond of this latest lucky seventh iPod, the one that has been with me the longest.  Perhaps that&#8217;s why of all the trauma and hassle resulting from the accident on Thursday, the loss of this last iPod was the bitterest pill to swallow.  <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t usually leave my iPod in the van.  I&#8217;d had it at the gym, as usual, on Wednesday, was distracted leaving the van and left it lying on the seat.  Later in the day, I stuffed it into the glove box, but the cord from the earphones was dangling out.  Thursday before work, I stopped to get something out of the van on my way to the bus, and noticed the dangling cord.  &#8220;I should put that in the house,&#8221; I thought, but knew I was running late for the bus.  &#8220;Okay, I&#8217;ll just stuff the cord into the glove box and get it later.  It&#8217;ll be fine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Famous last words.<\/p>\n<p>About 10 hours later, the front corner of the van closest to the glove compartment crumpled into a heap shortly before being engulfed in flames, and then throughly soaked by the firefighters&#8217; hose.  If my iPods can&#8217;t survive a data transfer, there was no way it could have possibly survived this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/postcardsfromthemothership\/3714034059\/\" title=\"Aftermath by Dani_Girl, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2623\/3714034059_0700fc5727.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"Aftermath\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(I couldn&#8217;t resist this last picture when we went to the impound lot to retrieve any personal belongings from the van yesterday.  You know, it&#8217;s amazing what minutaie collects in your car.  Umbrellas, sippy cups, CDs, kids&#8217; toys and books, a soother (I left that behind), a case of club soda&#8230; it was both traumatic and cathartic to pick through the charred ruins of my former van, collecting these little bits of normalcy.  It was a very surreal moment, especially because the van was in the exact condition it was in at the moment of impact &#8212; the key still in the ignition, the windows were still open, because it was a warm and glorious summer afternoon.  That more than anything brought me immediately back to the crash&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>When I first looked through the open window, after I took in the still-inflated air bags, I noticed the glove compartment was open.  &#8220;For chrissake,&#8221; I thought.  &#8220;Bad enough I&#8217;ve got to deal with everything else, but someone&#8217;s been rifling through the van looking for anything worth stealing.&#8221;  It&#8217;s a secure yard, though, and it turns out the glove box just popped open from the impact.  <\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;d had the van for nearly a year when we realized that it actually has two glove compartments, one above the other.  The second one, the less obvious one, is where I had stashed my iPod.  After looking at the sodden remains of my owner&#8217;s manual in the lower glove compartment (I left it behind, but the magpie in me kept a little Dodge Ram emblem that had popped off of something), I had little hope that there would be anything left of the iPod.  I wasn&#8217;t even sure if I&#8217;d be able to open the glove compartment, looking at the state of the rest of that corner of the van.<\/p>\n<p>It opened easily, though, and I was surprised to see very little evidence of the fire inside the glove compartment.  I reached in and pulled out the iPod, still in it&#8217;s Roots neoprene case and still attached to the headphones.  When the headphones actually dripped as I pulled them out, so saturated was the foam padding on the ear pieces, my heart sank.  I&#8217;d been holding out against hope, I think, without even realizing it.  I threw the whole thing into the box with the umbrellas and the sippy cups, and threw them into the back of the car.<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later, I pulled it out to show Beloved.  I reached into the neoprene case, and could feel the dampness through the neoprene.  I peered at the LED display in the bright sunlight, and to my shock, the display was working.  I must have hit the clickwheel with my thumb as I was pulling it out.  I was so surprised, I actually turned it off again, and then back on.  I clicked a few times, and cranked the click wheel to turn up the volume, and damn if Headley wasn&#8217;t suddenly blasting out of the sodden headphones.<\/p>\n<p>Talk about lucky number seven.  My iPod survived!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those of you who have been around a while know I have, um, issues with iPods. Or, perhaps more specifically, iPods seem to have issues with me. Let&#8217;s take a moment to review my rather checkered iPod past, shall we? I joined the clan of the Apple faithful in August of 2006. Beloved bought me &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2009\/07\/13\/another-chapter-in-the-apparently-endless-ipod-saga\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Another chapter in the (apparently endless) iPod saga&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-it-is-all-about-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2448"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2456,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2448\/revisions\/2456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}