{"id":2279,"date":"2009-06-15T07:21:05","date_gmt":"2009-06-15T12:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=2279"},"modified":"2009-06-15T07:21:05","modified_gmt":"2009-06-15T12:21:05","slug":"digital-cable-discontent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2009\/06\/15\/digital-cable-discontent\/","title":{"rendered":"Digital cable discontent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So it&#8217;s been a little less than a week since we&#8217;ve had <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2009\/06\/06\/couch-potato-alert\/\">our fancy new digital cable box<\/a>, and you know what?<\/p>\n<p>Even with 600+ channels, there&#8217;s STILL nothing on TV.<\/p>\n<p>Worse, I now spend my precious hour or so of TV time each night scaling through the digital TV Guide gadget <em>looking <\/em>for stuff to watch instead of actually, you know, watching stuff.  There may yet be a learning curve so I don&#8217;t have to scroll painfully through all 600 channels looking for a particular channel or, worse, hoping to serendipitously find something worth watching, but right now the TV is actually adding to the agitation rather than distracting me from it. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m paying for this experience?  (Ha, well, not for the next 5 3\/4 months I&#8217;m not!)<\/p>\n<p>In the last week, I&#8217;ve watched about two hours of the Food network, and the boys have come to love 1970s-era superhero cartoons on early morning Toon Retro.  And that&#8217;s about it.  Everything else is just 50  timeshifted or HD or who knows what versions of the same crap that wasn&#8217;t worth watching last week, either.<\/p>\n<p>There are a couple of things I would have liked to watch on the retro sitcom networks, but we don&#8217;t get those channels.  Beloved was excited to get the National Geographic channel, but we don&#8217;t get that channel. And I would have invested an hour or so on Saturday afternoon in MuchMusicRetro (it&#8217;s my fave at the gym) but &#8212; wait for it &#8212; we don&#8217;t get that channel, either.  Just about everything I found in the electronic guide that made me say, &#8220;Oh!  That looks good!&#8221; ended up with a screen telling me that I don&#8217;t have access to that channel.  For an additional fee, though, they&#8217;d be happy to hook me up. Bah.<\/p>\n<p>And just by the way?  Why can&#8217;t all the on-demand stuff be on the same channel?  I spent at least 20 minutes yesterday trying to figure out why the Treehouse-on-demand show I had saved for the boys was nowhere to be found on the Rogers-on-demand channel until I realized they were two separate entities.<\/p>\n<p>All in all, I&#8217;d have to say that my first week of digital cable has left me unimpressed.  We haven&#8217;t even tried out the PVR yet because there was simply nothing worth recording.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, I suppose I can always use my former TV time to catch up on my blog reading&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So it&#8217;s been a little less than a week since we&#8217;ve had our fancy new digital cable box, and you know what? Even with 600+ channels, there&#8217;s STILL nothing on TV. Worse, I now spend my precious hour or so of TV time each night scaling through the digital TV Guide gadget looking for stuff &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2009\/06\/15\/digital-cable-discontent\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Digital cable discontent&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consumer-culture","category-rants-and-rambles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2279"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2282,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2279\/revisions\/2282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}