{"id":1987,"date":"2009-04-13T05:18:50","date_gmt":"2009-04-13T10:18:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=1987"},"modified":"2009-04-13T05:18:50","modified_gmt":"2009-04-13T10:18:50","slug":"i-am-so-farked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2009\/04\/13\/i-am-so-farked\/","title":{"rendered":"I am so farked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This third child will be the one that does all the frightful things that the first two never did, won&#8217;t he?  Now that poor old mom is too worn down to properly fight back.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/postcardsfromthemothership\/3435353101\/\" title=\"83:365 Mischief in the pantry by Dani_Girl, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3353\/3435353101_f39fb464e4.jpg\" width=\"327\" height=\"500\" alt=\"83:365 Mischief in the pantry\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Standing on the peanut butter jar (!) so he can reach deeper into the pantry.  He&#8217;s all of 14 months old and can&#8217;t even WALK yet, for goodness sake!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This third child will be the one that does all the frightful things that the first two never did, won&#8217;t he? Now that poor old mom is too worn down to properly fight back. Standing on the peanut butter jar (!) so he can reach deeper into the pantry. He&#8217;s all of 14 months old &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2009\/04\/13\/i-am-so-farked\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I am so farked&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lucas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1987"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1987\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1988,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1987\/revisions\/1988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}