{"id":1462,"date":"2008-12-29T12:31:59","date_gmt":"2008-12-29T17:31:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=1462"},"modified":"2008-12-29T12:31:59","modified_gmt":"2008-12-29T17:31:59","slug":"dont-even-ask-where-i-ran-the-cord-from","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2008\/12\/29\/dont-even-ask-where-i-ran-the-cord-from\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t even ask where I ran the cord from"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The boys are engaged in an ongoing battle of one-upmanship.  Whatever one can do, the other can do better. <\/p>\n<p>A snippet of conversation from today:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tristan<\/strong>:  &#8220;Yeah, well, I know more Pok\u00c3\u00a9mon characters than you do!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Simon<\/strong>:  &#8220;No you don&#8217;t!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tristan<\/strong>:  &#8220;Yes I do!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>**fast forward through six rounds of &#8220;No you don&#8217;t!&#8221;\/&#8221;Yes I do!&#8221;**<\/p>\n<p><strong>Simon<\/strong>:  &#8220;I&#8217;ve been watching Pok\u00c3\u00a9mon longer than you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tristan<\/strong>:  &#8220;No you haven&#8217;t.  I&#8217;m older, I&#8217;ve been watching Pok\u00c3\u00a9mon longer than you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Simon<\/strong>:  &#8220;No you haven&#8217;t.  I&#8217;ve been watching Pok\u00c3\u00a9mon since I was in mommy&#8217;s belly!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Beloved<\/strong>, after the laughter of grownups subsides:  &#8220;Sheesh, you didn&#8217;t tell me you had cable in there.  No wonder they were all so reluctant to come out!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The boys are engaged in an ongoing battle of one-upmanship. Whatever one can do, the other can do better. A snippet of conversation from today: Tristan: &#8220;Yeah, well, I know more Pok\u00c3\u00a9mon characters than you do!&#8221; Simon: &#8220;No you don&#8217;t!&#8221; Tristan: &#8220;Yes I do!&#8221; **fast forward through six rounds of &#8220;No you don&#8217;t!&#8221;\/&#8221;Yes I do!&#8221;** &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2008\/12\/29\/dont-even-ask-where-i-ran-the-cord-from\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Don&#8217;t even ask where I ran the cord from&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ah-me-boys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}