{"id":1309,"date":"2008-07-05T06:31:47","date_gmt":"2008-07-05T11:31:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=1309"},"modified":"2008-07-04T06:40:30","modified_gmt":"2008-07-04T11:40:30","slug":"4022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2008\/07\/05\/4022\/","title":{"rendered":"4022"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Four-thousand and twenty-two.  It&#8217;s Simon&#8217;s magic number, a quantity that delineates anything between a lot and infinity.  As in, &#8220;Is my time out done yet?  Because I&#8217;ve been here for 4022 minutes.&#8221;  Or, &#8220;When I grow up, I&#8217;m going to have 4022 webkinz.&#8221;  Or, &#8220;Do I have to eat another pea?  I already ate 4022 of them.&#8221;  I have no idea where this particular number got its significance, but it&#8217;s entirely of his own creation.<\/p>\n<p>And, it just happens to be within a couple dozen of the number of unread posts in my bloglines account.  Four thousand unread posts calling to me:  &#8220;Read me!  There are funny stories and anecdotes to be read, memes to be filched, wry observations to be appreciated, photos to be admired.  Read me, read me, read me!&#8221;  Sigh.  I&#8217;ll never catch up.  Sorry I haven&#8217;t been a good bloggy friend lately.  Maybe next week when the boys are in day camp for the week, I&#8217;ll catch up.  But, probably not.  I got up at 5:30 this morning, thinking I&#8217;d catch up before everybody else woke up.  I did spend more than an hour on the computer, after I savoured the newspaper and a hot coffee, but I still didn&#8217;t make it any deeper than the backlog on three or four of my very favourites.  <\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t mean I&#8217;m not thinking of you guys, though!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four-thousand and twenty-two. It&#8217;s Simon&#8217;s magic number, a quantity that delineates anything between a lot and infinity. As in, &#8220;Is my time out done yet? Because I&#8217;ve been here for 4022 minutes.&#8221; Or, &#8220;When I grow up, I&#8217;m going to have 4022 webkinz.&#8221; Or, &#8220;Do I have to eat another pea? I already ate 4022 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2008\/07\/05\/4022\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;4022&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meta-blogging","category-simon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1309"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1309\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}