{"id":1273,"date":"2008-05-16T08:27:02","date_gmt":"2008-05-16T13:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2008\/05\/16\/kids-music-a-review-in-three-parts\/"},"modified":"2008-05-16T08:27:02","modified_gmt":"2008-05-16T13:27:02","slug":"kids-music-a-review-in-three-parts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2008\/05\/16\/kids-music-a-review-in-three-parts\/","title":{"rendered":"Kids&#8217; music:  a review in three parts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to the quirks of Canada Post and Amazon, I received three new CDs in the mail one day this week.  (Can we pause for a minute here and reflect that the idea of buying CDs has become vaguely anachronistic, while I clearly remember not only when the technology debuted but was an adult when I capitulated to the death of vinyl and bought my first CD.  And now that technology is on the way out.  Crap I&#8217;m old.  But that&#8217;s not what this post is about.  Shake it off.)<\/p>\n<p>Ahem, yes.  CDs.  I had signed on to be part of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mother-talk.com\/wp\/\">MotherTalk <\/a>review of a new kids&#8217; CD and DVD called, rather uninspiredly, <em>That Baby CD<\/em> and <em>That Baby DVD<\/em>.  My spot on the blog tour was last Saturday, but the package didn&#8217;t make it across the border until this week.  While waiting and checking my mailbox daily last week, I happened to catch the Barenaked Ladies on Regis and whassername (I swear, it was only on because I had been listening to Canada AM while I nursed the baby!) performing a song from their new kids&#8217; CD, and Simon loved it so much that he was singing along by the second chorus.  I knew I had an unused Amazon gift certificate from a previous MotherTalk review, so I used it to buy the new Barenaked CD and Amazon nicely suggested I might like the CD For the Kids to go along with it.  I&#8217;d been meaning to check that one out for ages, so with two clicks they were both on the way.  All three arrived on the same day this week.<\/p>\n<p>The MotherTalk tour for That Baby CD and DVD is officially closed, but since they were nice enough to send me the free stuff, I&#8217;ll say a few things about them.  I loved the fact that the CD was packed up to look like a 45 RPM record.  Very cute!  And the musical selections were nice enough.  Imagine a few rock &#8220;classics&#8221; crunched up and folky-ized, so they come out sounding like folky muzak.  (&#8216;Classics&#8217; is in quotation marks because the songs generally stuck me as lesser-known B-side tracks by artists like Springsteen, Joni Mitchell and Paul Simon.)  Benign enough, and pleasant background music, but not really to my taste.  I have a minor issue with the idea that kids&#8217; music should  be dumbed down to pander to kids.  The DVD is the CD with accompanying videos, a kind of a cross between the old Sesame Street and Baby Einstein.  Meh.  It was okay, and I&#8217;m happy to have it to play for Lucas (in between Sponge Bob and the Wiggles) but I honestly can&#8217;t recommend that you rush out and buy it.  It&#8217;s nice to have, but I&#8217;m glad it was free, yanno?<\/p>\n<p>The next CD was <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Kids-Various-Artists\/dp\/B00006L7QX\">For the Kids<\/a><\/em>.  This is much better.  It&#8217;s an inversion of the previous formula &#8212; kids&#8217; music redone by popular artists to give it some life.  Sarah Mclachlan does a cover of The Rainbow Connection that will go into regular rotation on my iPod, along with Raine Maida and Chantal Kreviazuk doing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.  I will enjoy listening to this one.<\/p>\n<p>But the best, by a country mile, was the Barenaked Ladies new CD for kids, <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bnlmusic.com\/snacktime\/\">Snack Time<\/a><\/em>.  At the risk of tangentizing this post to death, I must admit that I am an old skool BNL fan.  The first indie bootleg cassette (CASSETTE, people!) I ever owned was a copy of their pre-Gordon indie album, back in 1989 or so.  They feel like old friends to me, and so I have a considerable affection-laden bias toward them.  When I heard that they were doing an album for kids, I had an inkling it would be a lot of fun.  I was right.<\/p>\n<p>I love it.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s BNL at their best &#8211; silly, whimsical, clever and playful.  The music has real energy behind it, which is something that the first CD in this review was lacking.  Aside from the musicality, though, it&#8217;s the lyrics that make these songs endearing.  A few of my favourite tidbits:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\nFrom &#8216;789&#8217;, based on the old joke, why is six afraid of seven?  Because seven &#8216;ate&#8217; nine:  &#8220;Once upon a time in our solar system \/ We couldn&#8217;t make due without 9 \/ But Pluto&#8217;s not a planet now \/ So 8 will do fine.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>From the punny &#8216;Raisins&#8217;: &#8220;When I make mistakes \/ I use a lot of salt \/ Because salt makes m&#8217;steaks taste great.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>\nAnd from the patter woven into the Crazy Alphabet Song, which features almost an entire alphabet of silent letter words:  &#8220;Ancient Chinese river, eh?  My guitar player, some hotshot&#8230;&#8221;  (You have to be of a certain vintage to recognize that one.  Truly, where do they come up with this stuff?  Priceless!)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I also learned that Geddy Lee and I both favour BBQ chips as a snack.  <\/p>\n<p>I first popped this CD into the player in the van when I had to run an afternoon errand with Simon and Lucas while Tristan was at school.  By the time I was on my way home, both boys were asleep, the sun was shining in a brilliant blue sky, and I had most of a warm Tim Horton&#8217;s coffee with me.  I spent the best part of a blissful hour driving loops through the countryside, delaying our return home so I could continue to listen to more of this delightful CD.  <\/p>\n<p>This CD may in fact be the thing that helps keep us sane on our planned 20+ hours in the car later this month when we set off across the province on a road trip to see family in Windsor.  And hey, I just noticed when I was putting in the links for this post, you can download 789 and watch the video on the BNL <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bnlmusic.com\/snacktime\/\">website<\/a>, and they&#8217;ll be on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/kidscbc\/#\/parents\/contests\/\">CBC kids <\/a>on Monday to perform songs from the album.  Kewl!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to the quirks of Canada Post and Amazon, I received three new CDs in the mail one day this week. (Can we pause for a minute here and reflect that the idea of buying CDs has become vaguely anachronistic, while I clearly remember not only when the technology debuted but was an adult when &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2008\/05\/16\/kids-music-a-review-in-three-parts\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kids&#8217; music:  a review in three parts&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64,65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consumer-culture","category-product-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}