{"id":1233,"date":"2008-03-26T07:46:19","date_gmt":"2008-03-26T12:46:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2008\/03\/26\/a-good-pun-is-its-own-reword\/"},"modified":"2008-03-26T07:46:50","modified_gmt":"2008-03-26T12:46:50","slug":"a-good-pun-is-its-own-reword","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2008\/03\/26\/a-good-pun-is-its-own-reword\/","title":{"rendered":"A good pun is its own reword"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a sucker for a quirky guy with a guitar and bad hair, and bad puns.  A friend sent me these and I couldn&#8217;t help but share.  Not only are they punny, but they&#8217;re quite clever&#8230; I had to read a couple of them more than once to find the pun.  Or maybe that&#8217;s just a comment on the state of my brain these days!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>    A man&#8217;s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.<\/li>\n<li>    Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.<\/li>\n<li>    A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.<\/li>\n<li>    Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.<\/li>\n<li>    Sea captains don&#8217;t like crew cuts<\/li>\n<li>    Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.<\/li>\n<li>    In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.<\/li>\n<li>    With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.<\/li>\n<li>    He often broke into song because he couldn&#8217;t find the key.<\/li>\n<li>    Every calendar&#8217;s days are numbered.<\/li>\n<li>    A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.<\/li>\n<li>\n    A plateau is a high form of flattery<\/li>\n<p>.<\/ul>\n<p>You&#8217;re welcome!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a sucker for a quirky guy with a guitar and bad hair, and bad puns. A friend sent me these and I couldn&#8217;t help but share. Not only are they punny, but they&#8217;re quite clever&#8230; I had to read a couple of them more than once to find the pun. Or maybe that&#8217;s just &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2008\/03\/26\/a-good-pun-is-its-own-reword\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A good pun is its own reword&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[70],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wordplay"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}