{"id":1193,"date":"2008-02-06T17:50:51","date_gmt":"2008-02-06T22:50:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2008\/02\/06\/in-which-i-give-up-my-last-morsel-of-dignity-in-exchange-for-blog-fodder\/"},"modified":"2008-02-06T18:19:20","modified_gmt":"2008-02-06T23:19:20","slug":"in-which-i-give-up-my-last-morsel-of-dignity-in-exchange-for-blog-fodder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2008\/02\/06\/in-which-i-give-up-my-last-morsel-of-dignity-in-exchange-for-blog-fodder\/","title":{"rendered":"In which I give up my last morsel of dignity in exchange for blog fodder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I admit it:  it&#8217;s been fun dragging y&#8217;all along on this crazy ride with us.  While I tend to never do things the easy way, I had no idea there would be this much suspense and drama in awaiting the arrival of the player to be named later &#8212; and you&#8217;re right, I&#8217;ve been milking it for all it&#8217;s worth!<\/p>\n<p>But suddenly, I&#8217;m thinking that maybe I&#8217;ve been a little bit too forthcoming with every excruciating little detail.  Maybe there is such a thing as &#8220;too much information&#8221; after all.  You are all dying of curiousity, I know, and I find myself in the unenviable position of having to admit to the Internets that apparently, um, er, well, I just peed my pants last night after all.  No amniotic fluid.  No water breaking.  No pending labour.  Oh, the indignity of it all.<\/p>\n<p>So now we know one thing at least:  apparently there is no level to which I won&#8217;t stoop for good blog fodder.  That, and this is one stubborn baby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I admit it: it&#8217;s been fun dragging y&#8217;all along on this crazy ride with us. While I tend to never do things the easy way, I had no idea there would be this much suspense and drama in awaiting the arrival of the player to be named later &#8212; and you&#8217;re right, I&#8217;ve been &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2008\/02\/06\/in-which-i-give-up-my-last-morsel-of-dignity-in-exchange-for-blog-fodder\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;In which I give up my last morsel of dignity in exchange for blog fodder&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-postcards-from-my-uterus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}