{"id":1129,"date":"2007-12-19T08:20:21","date_gmt":"2007-12-19T13:20:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2007\/12\/19\/random-bullets-of-minivan-ness\/"},"modified":"2007-12-19T08:26:30","modified_gmt":"2007-12-19T13:26:30","slug":"random-bullets-of-minivan-ness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2007\/12\/19\/random-bullets-of-minivan-ness\/","title":{"rendered":"Random bullets of minivan-ness"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s been just over a week since we picked up the minivan.  Meh.  I don&#8217;t hate it, but I can&#8217;t say I&#8217;m in love with it.  It has wheels, a steering wheel, and it goes.  I suppose that&#8217;s a good start.<\/li>\n<li>The first time we tried to pick it up, we made it all the way to the dealership with the boys in tow before they realized they had forgotten to order the licence plates for us, so I had to trek back the next day after work to pick it up.  <\/li>\n<li>The good news is, the dealership is a four-minute walk from a major transit station.  (And, for the record, it&#8217;s the only time I&#8217;ve had to stand on a bus for this whole pregnancy.  People who live in Barrhaven apparently have better manners than the people who live in South Keys.  I&#8217;m just sayin&#8217;.)<\/li>\n<li>The bad news is, it was yet another snowsqually day in Ottawa (have there actually been ANY days without snow so far this year?) and it took me more than an hour to make the 15 minute drive from the dealership to my house.  <\/li>\n<li>Being stuck in crawling traffic for an hour in the dark gave me a lot of time to poke around and play with various features inside the van, like the multitudinous cup holders, the drop-down sunglasses holder \/ conversation mirror, and the dual cigarette lighters (with no ashtray &#8211; where will I put my coins??)  At least I know the defroster, the heater and the windshield wipers work.<\/li>\n<li>I still have no idea how to set the radio stations.<\/li>\n<li>I must admit I do like the imperial feeling of sitting WAY up high and looking down at all the little sedan drivers below.<\/li>\n<li>The highest speed I achieved on that first drive was a heady 40 km\/h on Fallowfield.  I see this as an omen.<\/li>\n<li>When I went to step out of the van in the driveway, and my leg swung open into a vast expanse of nothingness with the ground a vertiginous distance below, I really thought I was going to have to use a step-ladder to get in and out of the damn thing for the rest of this pregnancy.<\/li>\n<li>The boys were desperate to go for a ride, so we took them for a spin up to the movie store at the corner.  <\/li>\n<li>Tristan, who is apparently five going on fifteen, immediately claimed the back corner seat for himself.  He seems miles away from the driver&#8217;s seat and I&#8217;m not used to having to practically shout to talk to him.  I find myself watching him more closely now in the rearview mirror simply because he seems so far away.<\/li>\n<li>Simon claimed a seat on the middle bench, and announced that the seat beside him was reserved for his &#8220;baby brudder.&#8221;  When Beloved tossed the DVD boxes on the seat beside him for the ride home, Simon immediately told him to move them or his baby brudder would have to sit on them.<\/li>\n<li>It took a couple of days, but I&#8217;m starting to get the feel for manoeuvering the tank in and out of parking spots.  But getting the snow off that sucker takes about a week and the use of a long-handled broom. <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s a royal pain having to either remember to switch stuff from one car to the other or stock a second car with all the things you stow in your car so you don&#8217;t have to worry about them &#8211; a snow scraper, a box of kleenex, the iPod transmitter thingee, the reuseable grocery bags &#8211; let alone the cost of a second set of car seats.  I don&#8217;t even have a plastic sleeve to keep my new insurance and ownership papers in.<\/li>\n<li>I hadn&#8217;t really thought about the impact of having a second car in the driveway, aside from the annoying fact that no matter which car is closest to the road, you need the other one.  But now we have no driveway left for hockey games or visitors, and with six foot snowbanks there&#8217;s no street parking either.  <\/li>\n<li>A few nights ago, I took the Focus Wagon up to the grocery store, and it was like sliding into a comfortable pair of shoes.  I think I actually sighed in contentment as I pulled into a parking spot.  SO much more comfortable.  Sigh.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been just over a week since we picked up the minivan. Meh. I don&#8217;t hate it, but I can&#8217;t say I&#8217;m in love with it. It has wheels, a steering wheel, and it goes. I suppose that&#8217;s a good start. The first time we tried to pick it up, we made it all the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2007\/12\/19\/random-bullets-of-minivan-ness\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Random bullets of minivan-ness&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-the-universe-and-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}