{"id":1044,"date":"2007-10-17T06:59:12","date_gmt":"2007-10-17T11:59:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2007\/10\/17\/the-one-where-she-bans-star-wars-from-the-house\/"},"modified":"2007-10-17T07:10:07","modified_gmt":"2007-10-17T12:10:07","slug":"the-one-where-she-bans-star-wars-from-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2007\/10\/17\/the-one-where-she-bans-star-wars-from-the-house\/","title":{"rendered":"The one where she bans Star Wars from the house"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We were having dinner last night.  Spaghetti and garlic bread, a simple and favourite family staple.  I had been updating Beloved on my appointment Monday with the midwife, and told Tristan that the &#8220;ladies who help the baby come out&#8221; said that he and Simon should come to the office one day so they can hear the baby&#8217;s heart beat and even feel the shape of the baby.  (How amazing is that?  I can&#8217;t imagine my OB offering to host my kids for a shared family appointment.  Matter of fact, the midwives encouraged it.  I made the right choice in going with the midwives for this baby.  I&#8217;m so happy with them.)<\/p>\n<p>So Tristan and I started talking about the baby, and he tells me that mommies go away to have their babies.  (This also builds on a conversation from a few days before, where we read an &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/pbskids.org\/arthur\/\">Arthur<\/a>&#8221; book about a dog that goes missing and it turns out she&#8217;s hidden to have her puppies.)  I say yes, mommies go to the hospital to help the babies come out.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Padm%C3%A9_Amidala\">Padm\u00c3\u00a9 <\/a>went away to have baby Luke and baby Leia,&#8221; he observes.  I&#8217;m nodding in half-remembered agreement of the mythology of the last movie of the second Star Wars trilogy &#8211; which the boys aren&#8217;t allowed to watch because they&#8217;re too violent.  Before I can see what&#8217;s coming, he looks at me with his solemn, gorgeously clear gray-green eyes and says, &#8220;And Padm\u00c3\u00a9 dies when she goes away to have the babies.  But you won&#8217;t die, Mommy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so rocked by the speed with which this previously innoccuous conversation has degenerated that I can only think to say, &#8220;Yes, well, but &#8211; that&#8217;s just a story.  That doesn&#8217;t really happen.  EVER.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tristan carries on, unperturbed and in a tone that is both reassuring and seeking assurance.  &#8220;You won&#8217;t die for a long, long time, right Mommy?  Not until you&#8217;re very old.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Swallowing hard against a tide of emotion that I absolutely cannot allow to show on my face, I repeat again that it&#8217;s just a story, it&#8217;s like the cartoons on TV and not real, and change the topic as fast as I possibly can.  <\/p>\n<p>Afterwards, I confront Beloved and ask how they know Padm\u00c3\u00a9 dies if they haven&#8217;t seen the movie.  He has no idea, but thinks it might be in the Star Wars lego video game they love.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it.  No more Star Wars, no more video games.  We&#8217;re going back to all Blues Clues all the time around here.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were having dinner last night. Spaghetti and garlic bread, a simple and favourite family staple. I had been updating Beloved on my appointment Monday with the midwife, and told Tristan that the &#8220;ladies who help the baby come out&#8221; said that he and Simon should come to the office one day so they can &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2007\/10\/17\/the-one-where-she-bans-star-wars-from-the-house\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The one where she bans Star Wars from the house&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1044","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ah-me-boys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1044"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}