{"id":10360,"date":"2015-01-22T18:37:51","date_gmt":"2015-01-22T23:37:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/?p=10360"},"modified":"2015-01-23T06:00:53","modified_gmt":"2015-01-23T11:00:53","slug":"a-dozen-reasons-kinder-eggs-are-better-than-chicken-eggs-with-bonus-yolks-i-mean-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/2015\/01\/22\/a-dozen-reasons-kinder-eggs-are-better-than-chicken-eggs-with-bonus-yolks-i-mean-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"A dozen reasons Kinder eggs are better than chicken eggs — with bonus yolks, I mean jokes!"},"content":{"rendered":"

S<\/span>ome blog posts are more fun to write than others, and I had WAY too much fun collaborating with Beloved and all three boys on this one. And then I had TWICE as much fun creating the visuals. <\/p>\n

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(A dozen! Get it? Cuz they’re eggs<\/em>? I slay me. Just wait, it gets better!)<\/p>\n

Let’s do this countdown style. One dozen reasons why Kinder Surprise eggs are better than chicken eggs:
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\n12. Because the white inside a Kinder Surprise egg is not slimy.<\/strong>
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\n11. Because people are delighted when you surprise them with the gift of a Kinder egg.<\/strong> (Not so much with the chicken egg.)
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\n10. Because chicken eggs don’t have toys inside! <\/strong>Here’s a look at some of the new toys in the classic eggs for 2015! (There’s 50 new toys in each of the classic and pink eggs!)<\/p>\n

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\n9. Because you can keep a Kinder Surprise egg stashed in your glove compartment or work desk drawer or other hidey hole and they won’t spoil. <\/strong>
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\n8. Because a Kinder Surprise egg makes a much more compelling bribe<\/s> reward than a chicken egg.<\/strong>
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\n7. Because Kinder eggs don’t come from a chicken’s, um, chicken parts.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\n5. Because it’s easier to share a freshly unwrapped Kinder Surprise egg with your brothers than a freshly cracked raw chicken egg.<\/strong>
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\n4. Because Kinder Surprise toys are more fun to play with than yolks. Seriously, it’s no yolk!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Did someone say yolk, I mean joke?<\/p>\n

\"Riddle:<\/p>\n

Where were we? Right – countdown! Top three reasons why Kinder eggs are better than chicken eggs:
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\n3. Because you don’t have to cook a Kinder Surprise egg before you eat it.<\/strong>
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\n2. Because you don’t have to spend five minutes trying to pick out slippery and evasive bits of shell when you unwrap a Kinder Surprise egg.<\/strong><\/p>\n

And the number one reason why Kinder Surprise eggs are better than chicken eggs? BECAUSE THEY’RE CHOCOLATE!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

What’s that? You want more jokes? Of course I have more jokes!<\/p>\n

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\"Riddle:<\/p>\n

\"Joke:<\/p>\n

Craving a Kinder Surprise egg of your own? Who could blame you! If you aren’t already, follow Kinder Canada on Facebook<\/a>, because they’ll be celebrating Games and Puzzle Week from January 26 to 30 with prizes and giveaways!
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\nDISCLOSURE: This post was not endorsed by chickens. Also, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m a #KinderMom who is part of the KINDER\u00c2\u00ae Canada influencer team. As part of my affiliation with KINDER\u00c2\u00ae Canada, I am provided with special perks and products. All thoughts, opinions and horrific<\/s> exquisite puns are my own.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Some blog posts are more fun to write than others, and I had WAY too much fun collaborating with Beloved and all three boys on this one. And then I had TWICE as much fun creating the visuals. (A dozen! Get it? Cuz they’re eggs? I slay me. Just wait, it gets better!) Let’s do … Continue reading “A dozen reasons Kinder eggs are better than chicken eggs — with bonus yolks, I mean jokes!”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-product-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10360"}],"version-history":[{"count":37,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10410,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10360\/revisions\/10410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danigirl.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}