Ingredient of the week: Home made vanilla extract

Here’s a fun and easy although not entirely inexpensive little project: make yer own vanilla extract!

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You can thank Chef Michael Smith for this one. Beloved and I have been taping old episodes of his series Chef at Home from the Food Network and watching them on the weekends. One episode he made a passing reference to how easy it is to make your own vanilla extract as he shook a mason jar full of honey-brown liquid, and my curiousity was piqued.

I’ve already learned my lesson about vanilla extract. There are two kinds on the shelf in your grocery store: artificial and pure. When Beloved started to get into baking last year, I tried to cut corners and brought home an extra-large size bottle of artificial vanilla extract because I balked at the price of the pure stuff. As I’ve since learned, it’s worth spending the extra to get the pure stuff because it has flavour-enhancing properties (not to mention a heavenly flavour in its own right) that the artificial stuff just can’t touch. Artificial vanilla extract can be made from corn syrup, wood pulp, or various natural and artificial flavours.

The recipe for home made vanilla extract, it turns out, is ridiculously simple. It comprises a whole two ingredients: vanilla beans and vodka. And as I found out, both of those things are stupidly expensive.

That’s how I found myself in the LCBO, peering at price labels on vodka bottles and searching for the absolut cheapest brand. (Get it? Absolut? I slay me.) Holy crap, this stuff is not cheap! As I compared the prices of the various brands, it occured to me that this may be the first time I have purchased hard liquor. Oh the things I’m learning in my ripe old age!

Solution for extracting vanilla acquired, I found myself lacking only vanilla. I thought I might be able to find bulk vanilla beans at Farm Boy or Bulk Barn, but it turns out they both sell the variation of the same packages containing just two vanilla beans in the range of $5. I found a recommendation online to buy vanilla beans online from Beanilla, and managed to pick up 25 beans for just over $20.

So, to recap: artificial vanilla extract for approximately one cent per millilitre. Pure vanilla extract for approximately nine cents per millilitre. Home made vanilla extract for approximately four dollars per millilitre. This is starting to sound like the time I made my own baby food!

But, having finally acquired all the necessary components, I must say the actual making of the extract couldn’t have been easier. You will need: vodka or other liquid over 35% alcohol content, at least three vanilla beans, knife, 250 ml mason jar.

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Split the vanilla pods down the centre to expose the itsy bitsy bits of beany flavour inside. I chopped mine further into thirds to make them fit better in my jar. Pour the vodka over the beans. Do not take a photo of this step as you try to balance camera in one hand and vodka in the other and press the shutter button with the third or you will pour several hundred expensive millilitres of vodka past the jar and onto the table, driving up your cost per millilitre another dollar or so.

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Shake, shake, shake it baby – and you’re done!

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You can see all the yummy wee vanilla beans floating around in there. Drool-worthy! Put it up in a cool, dark cupboard and forget about it, except for when you go in about once a week and shake it up. Ours is about two weeks old now and already a lovely rich dark brown and smells like heaven. I’ve read that you should let it steep for anywhere from four to eight weeks – I figure I’ll crack ours open just after the holidays and let Beloved have at it to try out in all his favourite cookie recipes.

So now you have to share – what’s your favourite use for vanilla extract?

Photo of the day: My Name is Donder

This might be one of my favourite Christmas photos of the boys ever. My friend Henry on Flickr gave this one an alternate title that I also really like: we’re going to need a bigger wagon!

My Name is Donder

Fun, right? The expression on the reindeer slays me. That’s a Donder face if there ever was one.

This one almost went sideways on me right from the start. The idea was to have Bella pulling the wagon, and I was going to put some reindeer antlers on her in the style of Max the dog from the Grinch Who Stole Christmas. Except as I was getting the boys settled on the wagon, she managed to find a pile of poop in the front yard and roll in it. We don’t actually allow her to poop in the front yard, so I have some other neighbourhood dog to thank for that gift. And we were quickly losing the light, so we had to improvise.

This was the original shot:

My Name is Donder - before

I loved the expressions on their faces. The dog was a bit blurred though, and even with a few other poses to choose from, it just wasn’t working out to be what I imaged. The boys had been good sports and adorable, though, so I wanted to make it work.

I started by cloning Bella and Beloved out of the image and editing it for exposure and white balance. I found the perfect reindeer, but he was too big for the canvas, so I extended the edges of it upwards and to the right. I positioned the reindeer and tweaked him a bit so it looked like he was standing in the grass. He was already wearing the red harness, so I took Bella’s leather leash from one of the other poses I hadn’t used and painted it to match the harness, then stretched it to fit into Lucas’s hand. And I painted a bit of a shadow for the reindeer. I had to play a bit with the colour and contrast of the reindeer to look like he was actually standing in the same light as the boys, and then I tweaked it a bit more overall for the bright and contrasty look.

What do you think? It makes me chuckle when I look at it, which makes it a win in my books!

Photo of the day: Bella listening

This was originally just a throwaway photo I snapped of Bella while I was getting my camera ready for something else, but I love how it captured the intensity her personality.

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She looks at us like that all the time, as if she is hanging on our every word. She may drive me bananas with her shrill barking and the number of FitBits she has destroyed, but it’s impossible not to love a creature who wants nothing more than to understand and obey your every word.

Crowdsourcing: Where are the best Christmas light dislays in Ottawa?

It’s finally December. I love December! The days may be short, but the nights are bright with Christmas lights. Oh how I love the Christmas lights! We’ve had the lights up on our porch for a couple of weeks now, and our neighbourhood is slowly starting to show off its Christmas colours.

I’d love to compile a list of the best places in the city for Christmas lights. Can you help? One of our favourite Christmas traditions is piling into the car, queuing up the Christmas playlist, making a stop for hot chocolate and finding the best streets for a night-time drive – or even better, a nighttime wander – to enjoy the Christmas lights. I think everyone in town has heard of the lights on Taffy Lane in Orleans – you might even be able to see the glow from Kanata! But what are some of the other streets that put Clark Griswold to shame?

I think this is the brightest house in our ‘hood. This is Bravar Drive in Manotick.

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Speaking of Christmas lights, here’s three more fun ideas.

One of the best ways to enjoy the Christmas lights in Ottawa will be the annual opening ceremonies of Christmas Lights Across Canada. The light show on Parliament Hill during the opening ceremonies is worth bundling up against the cold, and you can admire the twinkling of more than 300,000 LED lights strung around downtown Ottawa. The lighting ceremony is this Wednesday, December 3 starting at 7 pm. (That’s one advantage of it being dark by dinner time – you can get out and enjoy the lights and still be home before bedtime on a school night!)

We’ve often thought of driving down to Upper Canada Village to see the Christmas lights – but it’s awfully far for the kids. But you don’t have to drive out of Ottawa anymore to experience a village of lights! Every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday from November 29 through December 21 from 3 pm to 8 pm, the Cumberland Heritage Village Museums’s Vintage Village of Lights will pull out all the stops to make your visit magical with 30,000 Christmas lights, decorations everywhere, gigantic reindeer and sleigh and – of course! – a visit with Santa Claus in his work shop! (Regular museum admission applies.)

Alexandria is a little off our beaten path, but I’ve heard the Alexandria Festival of Lights is more than worth the drive. From 5 to 10 pm through December 31, businesses, schools and individuals create colourful displays, and events include wagon rides, pictures with Santa and a scavenger hunt, plus fireworks on New Year’s Eve. No admission fee!

Icy Christmas lights

Let’s make a fun list for sharing. Where can we go for the craziest Christmas displays in Ottawa?